The Knicks head to Miami to take on the below-average Miami Heat (I don’t want to call them shitty, per se). The bottom of the Eastern Conference is brutal right now, and the current #7 seed, the Heat, are under .500. Hopefully this is an easy win ahead of a fun matchup with the Golden […]
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Knicks @ Grizzlies: Return to Me
Mitch is back! This is a Dylan cover song that was used in the film, Return to Me, but I’m stretching things for such an awesome moment! Let’s go, Knicks!
The Knicks head to Boston to try to finally win a goddamn game against one of the three best teams in the NBA. I think we all know that, generally speaking, the rest of the regular season is mostly meaningless, and more about just keeping everyone healthy (and I guess getting to the #2 seed, […]
Whoops, didn’t know this game was starting so early. Let’s go, Knicks, show the Cavaliers that the Knicks aren’t to be trifled with! Let’s kick some Cav ass! 58 will still be great! The Dylan song is, of course, “Paths of Victory.”
In this context, the shitty Bulls are the “Hollow Horn” (one of Dylan’s few references to Chicago in his songs involved his song about the murder of Emmett Till, and, well, as you might imagine, that’s not an appropriate reference to use for a fucking basketball game matchup). The Knicks kick off the second half […]
The Knicks head to Atlanta to take on the banged-up Atlanta Hawks in a game that would sure be nice to win heading into the All-Star Break. Let’s go, Knicks! Happy birthday, Poindexter! The Dylan song is “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking”
The Knicks head to Indiana to take on the Pacers, who are the #4 seed behind the Knicks, but the Knicks have a healthy four game advantage on them in the loss column, but a win tonight would be nice to make sure that the Pacers know that the Knicks will go their way with […]
The Knicks host the sputtering Boston Celtics tonight in a game that would allow the Knicks to basically catch the Celtics in the standings if the Knicks win. And that would be awesome. So let’s just hope that the Knicks go do that tonight. The Knicks don’t need this game, as they already proved that […]
I am going to assume the next line is “they easily defeat the Raptors.” After a huge win last night, the Knicks head to Toronto to give the Raptors one of the best exports that we bring Canada, an ass-whooping. Let’s go, Knicks!
In honor of A Complete Unknown, and, well, almost every recurring feature I’ve ever done, the titles are now Dylan lyrical quotes. Tonight, the Knicks have to pick themselves up from where they fell against the Lakers, and specifically pick themselves up in the absence of OG Anunoby, who apparently only has a mild ankle […]