The Philadelphia 76ers have one of the best starting lineups in the NBA, but they also have basically zero depth, so any injuries to their starters really fuck them, and Jaylen Brown is out tonight, so that’s good for the Knicks as the NBA Cup begins. Let’s go, Knicks! Back to .500, and then on […]
Category: Game Thread
The Knicks head to Chicago for one more cup of coffee, which, in the case of this extremely strained metaphor, means one more win to their win total, which would put them right back on track for my 58 win prediction. The Bulls are a fucking MESS, man. Let’s go, Knicks!
It is STRIKING how little of a shit I give that the Knicks are 0-3. It is absolutely meaningless. But, at the same time, sure, I’d prefer they be 1-3 after tonight than 0-4. So, how about you do that, Knicks, huh? Let’s go, Knicks!
The Knicks have too much of nothing, as they still have zero wins after two games. The Spurs are also 0-2. People are trying to make it seem like that matters. It does not. The Knicks will be fine. Their owner is a piece of shit who deserves every negative thing anyone ever says about […]
The Knicks head to Boston to take on the Boston Celtics, and everyone’s old friend, Mitchell Robinson, with the intent to make sure that it is the Celtics who end tonight 0-2 and not the Knicks. Let’s go, Knicks! Let’s hope that the Knicks Knecht with another championship this season!
After a long, and mostly annoying, offseason, the WORLD CHAMPION New York Knicks are back to play a new season, their first season as the defending champions in over 50 years. I am feeling really great about this team right now, and I am once again predicting 58 wins, but only because the rest of […]
I don’t remember ever doing game threads for preseason games, and I definitely wasn’t going to do a game thread for that game the other day when the Knicks didn’t even send a full team to play Toronto, but fine, let’s send the Knicks out of the preseason with one final game thread! I saw […]
The Knicks head back to San Antonio, the same place where they sucked the souls out of the Spurs by beating them in Games 1 AND 2 (only, like, the third time that that has ever happened in NBA history) to complete the soul-devouring by finishing this series in five games, which is how many […]
The San Antonio Spurs screwed up the Knicks’ 13-game-winning streak, but that won’t really matter so long as the Knicks pull this one off tonight. A 3-1 lead, with Game 6 back in the Garden as a backup? That would be such a back-breaker that I would truly expect for the Knicks to just take […]
The Knicks return home with a commanding 2-0 lead in the NBA Finals. There is a lot being said about the fact that no team has ever won the first two games on the road and lost the series. That’s true, but at the same time, it’s only happened TWICE before this season, as most […]