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2025 Playoff Thread: Knicks vs. Pistons, Game 1 – Things Should Start to Get Interesting Right About Now

Finally, the 2025 NBA Playoffs have begun, and Thibs’ minute-distribution will finally look totally normal! The Knicks host the feisty young Detroit Pistons, led by their All-Star guard, Cade Cunningham. Typically speaking, feisty up and coming teams like the Pistons take at least a year to get used to the playoffs (look at how long […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Nets – It’s Beginning to go Down

The NBA regular season comes to an end with a meaningless game in Brooklyn. But hey, the playoffs are about to start, so it’s beginning to do down! Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan tune is “Murder Most Foul,” off of his most recent album.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Cavaliers – What Else You Got Left?

The Knicks host the Cleveland Cavaliers in a game neither team is all that interested in winning, so, well, I dunno, man, I guess we just hope that Jalen Brunson gets some nice minutes to show off his stuff? We won’t even get to see Mitch and KAT play together, as KAT is taking the […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Pistons – He Beat That Kid to a Bloody Pulp

The Knicks head to Detroit to give a quick sign to the young Pistons that the Knicks are going to kick their ass in the first round of the playoffs is that turns out to be the 3/6 matchup. Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is the classic “Brownsville Girl,” which Dylan co-wrote with Sam […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Celtics – Stand Around and Boast

The Celtics are in town, and they could have easily rested most of their starters tonight, but they seem to want to make a statement against the Knicks, so now is the time for the Knicks to make a statement right back and kick their asses! Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan tune is the classic […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Suns – The Sun is Shining

Oops, thought this was an 8pm game. My apologies. Jalen Brunson is back, so the sun is shining! Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan tune is, oddly enough, once again “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking” from Slow Train Coming.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hawks – Do the Georgia Crawl

The Knicks head into Atlanta to hopefully play their final game without their star point guard, Jalen Brunson. This game is fairly meaningless, but, well, hey, why not win this one, too, right? Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking,” from his first religious album (and the only good […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Cavaliers – Something to Prove

Do the Knicks need to win this game? Of course not, but boy, it sure would be fucking sweet to win this game without Jalen Brunson. I love that Brunson looks like he’ll be back in time to still quality for the All-NBA team, which is awesome. But yeah, a nice win tonight, especially since […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. 76ers – Trouble With the Process

The Knicks get another nice schedule break with hosting the Sixers, who are tanking hard after their season exploded on them due to injuries and poor play when “healthy.” So this should be a fun game to see some of the Knicks’ younger guys getting some burn. Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is “Diamond […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Trailblazers – Here and There in a Blaze

The Knicks take on some of the Portland Trailblazers tonight, and this should be an easy win, even though the Knicks have a number of injuries, too. Hopefully Brunson can return in time to be eligible for the All-NBA team! Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is “Dreamin’ of You” from Tell Tale Signs.