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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Mavericks – Thanks for Brunson, Mavs!

As we prepare to celebrate Thanksgiving, let us all say our thanks to Mark Cuban for being such a complete moron that he strung Jalen Brunson along when the dude was begging to sign him long term for, like, $9 million a year or some shit. Cuban was, like, “Yeah, but if I sign him to that deal, I won’t be able to trade him this season. I could easily trade him next season, but I want to be able to trade him now for a ‘star.'”

You fucking moron, Cuban.

Thank you so much!

And I’d be very thankful if the Knicks could repeat Monday night’s beatdown.

Let’s go, Knicks! We give thanks to 58 wins in the bank…s!

49 replies on “2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Mavericks – Thanks for Brunson, Mavs!”

Mentally steeling myself for Brunson going 1-21

I’m preparing for OG going 4 – 15 and spending Thanksgiving debating about whether he’s overpaid and we’d be better off with RJ and Quickley.

I’m so flattered! I feel like Joaquin Phoenix at the end of the first Joker movie.

You’re more like Joaquin Phoenix in the second Joker movie.

Because no one paid attention to it?

That layup attempt was Hart’s first of his two guaranteed brain farts.

On pace for a final score of 48-48!

Shit it’s the opposite of last game, only Bridges can make a shot

The NBA should just redefine traveling. Change it to something like 3 steps without a dribble since refs seldom call actual travels. Guys shuffle their feet then take a step wayyyyy too often in the nba

That layup attempt was Hart’s first of his two guaranteed brain farts.

And now the quota is filled…

Gummy offense. Don’t even know what that means, but it’s the term that comes to mind.

They better wake up asap, I have a family funeral to attend tomorrow, I’m not in the mood to lose sleep over this shit…

Repeat after me: “first quarter leads are meaningless, first quarter leads are meaningless…”

The ball literally rolls past three Knicks who have their backs turned.

The good news is- we have the type of offense where we can say shit like “we’re only down 13” this early in the game lol

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Knicks aren’t putting up 145 pts tonight.

Another game we’ve lost in the first 5 minutes. Looks like we can’t compete against any decent defense

Defense is putrid. Dallas doesn’t have enough weapons out there to score this easily

Towns now 1-5 on shots he normally makes like butter, and that’s not including the and-1 he blew.

Hart borrowing from the brain fart bank.

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