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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: No Chance Knicks @ Heat, Game 3

In “Tangled Up in Blue,” Bob Dylan wrote: But all the while I was alone The past was close behind I seen a lot of women But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew Tangled up in blue That’s the Knicks and the Heat. We’ve seen a lot of NBA games played, but […]

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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Hopeless Knicks vs. Heat, Game 2

In Bob Dylan’s “Temporary Like Achilles,” he opens with: Standing on your window, honey Yes, I’ve been here before Feeling so harmless I’m looking at your second door How come you don’t send me no regards? You know I want your lovin’ Honey, why are you so hard? Well, if you’re an old enough Knick […]

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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Knicks vs. Heat, Game 1

Just think about the fact that it is the second round of the NBA Playoffs, and the Knicks are not only in the playoffs, but they’re actually the higher seed, and have homecourt! This is literally the second time that this has happened for the Knicks in almost thirty years! The 1993-94 Knicks had homecourt […]

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2023 Playoff Thread: The Bad News Knicks @ Cavaliers – The Journey to Losing Three Straight Begins

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll remember that the New England Patriots were, for years, the epitome of a joke football franchise. The Chicago Bulls had never done anything of note until 1991. There was literally a best selling book about how Michael Jordan couldn’t come through in the playoffs. The lesson? None of […]

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2023 Playoff Thread – The Little Knicks Team That Couldn’t vs. Cavaliers, Game 4

The Knicks continue their futile attempt to make the second round of the NBA playoffs today with Game 4 of their first round series against the Cleveland Cavaliers. The Knicks won Game 3 using the clever strategy of having Elfrid Payton wear Darius Garland’s jersey and shoot a bunch of shots (similar to how the […]

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2023 Playoff Thread – Team That No One Believes In (Rightly So) vs. Cavaliers, Game 3

The Knicks were beaten badly in Game 2 of this opening round series, and as everyone knows, teams that get beat by a lot in Game 2 on the road after winning clutch Game 1 victories on the road are 50.0000001% more likely to lose the series, so facts are just facts, the Knicks are […]

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2023 Playoffs Thread – Dead Team Walking @ Cavaliers

After getting their first (and only) win of this playoffs in Game 1 against Cleveland due to J.B. Bickerstaff forgetting how to speak for 20 minutes or so, so he was unable to tell anyone that he wanted Cedi Osman either out of the game or just not playing Jalen Brunson 1-on-1, the Knicks remain […]

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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Knicks @ Cavaliers, Game 1

The Knicks head to Cleveland to take on the Cleveland Cavaliers in a series the Knicks can’t possibly win. Julius Randle was listed as questionable, but it was always obvious that he would return to play in this game, and sure enough, that’s what will happen. He will get the start for the Knickerbockers in […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pacers – The Melania Game

As in, “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” Boy, she was an uncool lady. But hey, 48 wins is close to 49, so go get it, fellas! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2022-23 Game Thread – Knicks @ Pelicans – Can They Just Hurry Up And Win These Last Two Games?

The Knicks are obviously going to win 49 games. It has been foretold. So these games are almost pointless to watch, as the Knick win is assured. But hey, I guess it’ll be fun to see how many points Grimes, Quickley and Obi can score, right? And maybe a double-double for Sims! New poll question!