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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Magic – Time to Win This Stupid Cup!

Time to make the second round of this dumb tournament! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pelicans – The Magical 20-Game Mark

The Knicks finished a weird ass road trip, and now take on the Pellies at home. This is the Knicks’ 20th game, the magical moment when you are allowed to have a take on the team. Let’s hope it is a win! Let’s go, Knicks! Winning two straight is the start for 58!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hornets – Black Friday Discount – 60% Off the Hornets Rotation

The Knicks take on the Hornets’ D-League team due to a slew of injuries, and since the Hornets sucked before the injuries, this is a really bad Hornets team today. So that’s nice for the Knicks. Perhaps Thibs will even give some of his starters more of a rest (I know, I know, it’s Black […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Mavericks – Thanks for Brunson, Mavs!

As we prepare to celebrate Thanksgiving, let us all say our thanks to Mark Cuban for being such a complete moron that he strung Jalen Brunson along when the dude was begging to sign him long term for, like, $9 million a year or some shit. Cuban was, like, “Yeah, but if I sign him […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Nuggets – An Early Statement Game?

It’s still early, of course, but it sure would be nice to see how the Knicks handle someone like Jokic. The Knicks have played the Nuggets tough in recent years, so hopefully they do well. Glad that Towns is playing. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz – Suck It, Ainge!

There’s no real animus between the Knicks and the Jazz, so I will settle for them beating Danny Ainge’s team. Now…will that just help Ainge tank? Yes, but…well…it still feels good to beat Danny Ainge! So let’s go, Knicks! I am feeling great about 58!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Suns – Suck It, KD!

The Knicks kick off a West Coast trip with a game that suddenly doesn’t seem so difficult, due to Iron Man Kevin Durant’s absence (as well as the Suns’ starting guard and center, so three-fifths of their starting lineup, and two-thirds of their “Semi-Big Three”). Good, eff KD. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Wizards – Winning Streak Time, Baby!

Technically, they’re already on a winning streak, but we all know a winning streak doesn’t actually feel like a streak until it hits three games, and since the Wizards fucking suck, it should hit three tonight, which will also give them a nice buffer over .500. So yeah, don’t love the back-to-back, but otherwise, thank […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Nets: Time to Get Over .500!

After an embarrassing, but much-needed, win in their first matchup, the Knicks now need to make a statement and kick the Nets’ ass tonight. How in the fuck is this also a home game?! What a fucking stupid schedule. Towns is playing, so he should feast tonight against the weak Nets’ centers. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs, Nets: Win One for KAT!

The Knicks are going to play tonight without Karl Anthony Towns or Deuce McBride, but they simply have to have enough to still take down the Nets, right? Right? Someone please say right. Let’s go, Knicks!