2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks vs. the Mostly Healthy Celtics

We got a rarity tonight! The Knicks host an actually mostly healthy team in the Boston Celtics, who are only missing Paxton Pritchard from their normal rotation. The Knicks will continue to be without both of their main point guards and also Nerlens Noel, whose conditioning is an issue in his return from COVID protocols. […]

2021-22 Game Thread: A Couple of the Pacers vs. A Goodly Amount of the Knicks

The Knicks host a couple of the Pacers tonight at the Garden for a COVID-tastic shitshow that will hopefully be another one of those “Thanks, COVID!” wins for the Knicks. Let’s go, Knicks!

2021-22 Game Thread: Some of the Knicks @ Almost all of the Raptors

This is going to be a weird one. The Knicks will be without Randle, Mitch, Kemba, Noel, Rose…it’s not a healthy roster. But hey, Obi had a really good game against the Raptors the last time that these two teams played, so hopefully he has a breakout game today! The Knicks are currently tenth in […]

2021-22 Game Thread: 249-Pound Lighter Knicks @ Thunder

The Knicks head to OKC for their first game without Julius Randle, who is in COVID protocols. This should be fascinating. Let’s go, Knicks!

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks @ A Couple of Guys Who Were Just Issued Pistons Jerseys This Morning

Holy shit, folks, the Knicks are heading into Detroit to take on a shitty Detroit Pistons team that is in the middle of a COVID outbreak, so their already shitty roster is somehow even shittier than normal. I think Bill Laimbeer might be suiting up tonight. So, Knicks, you better win this won, okay? The […]

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks @ A Team Playing Greg Monroe Big Minutes

The Knicks head to Minensota to take on the COVID-ravaged Timberwolves, who had to pick up Greg Monroe, who hadn’t played in three years, and plug him into their rotation after he showed up just a couple of hours before the game began…and they still beat the Celtics. Still, the Knicks desperately need to take […]

2021-22 Game Thread: Some of the Knicks vs. A few of the Hawks

Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy a hopefully halfway decent basketball game!

2021-22 Game Thread: The Almost Healthy Knicks vs. the Beal-Less Wizards

The Knicks host the Wizards, who will be without their star player, Bradley Beal, so that’s good news. Also, Toppin and Grimes are back tonight, but no RJ yet (perhaps RJ was actually sick sick? Seems hard to imagine him needing more conditioning than those two otherwise). They really need to win this one to […]

2021-22 Game Thread: Some of the Knicks vs. the Awful Pistons (With No Jerami Grant)

It’s funny, this is one of those games where even shorthanded, the Knicks seem to have way more talent than their mostly healthy roster (granted, the Pistons are missing their best player, future Laker Jerami Grant). So the Knicks really, really need to pull this one out. I wonder how long Kemba Walker will continue […]

2021-22 Game Thread: Some of the Knicks @ Some of the Celtics

The Knicks head to Boston tonight and with Derrick Rose out and half the team in COVID protocols, Kemba Walker is now not just playing for the Knicks again, but STARTING. You can’t make this weird shit up. Luckily for the Knicks, while COVID has taken away most of the players we most want to […]