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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Warriors – Hard Time in New York Town

“Hard Time in New York” is a song about people having a hard time coming to New York from other parts of the country, and Dylan even specifies San Francisco. So, well, let’s hope that the Warriors have a hard time in New York Town! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Heat – A Show in Miami

The Knicks head to Miami to take on the below-average Miami Heat (I don’t want to call them shitty, per se). The bottom of the Eastern Conference is brutal right now, and the current #7 seed, the Heat, are under .500. Hopefully this is an easy win ahead of a fun matchup with the Golden […]

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Knicks @ Grizzlies: Return to Me

Mitch is back! This is a Dylan cover song that was used in the film, Return to Me, but I’m stretching things for such an awesome moment! Let’s go, Knicks!

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Knicks vs. 76ers: In the Broken Mirror

The Knicks take on the shitty Sixers, who are a mirror image of the Knicks’ record right now, 20-37 vs. 37-20. I think that that mirroring will continue after the game! As I wrote that, I just realized that inherently, they will mirror each after the game no matter who wins. Best if it’s a […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Celtics: Honey, Just Allow Me One More Chance

The Knicks head to Boston to try to finally win a goddamn game against one of the three best teams in the NBA. I think we all know that, generally speaking, the rest of the regular season is mostly meaningless, and more about just keeping everyone healthy (and I guess getting to the #2 seed, […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Cavaliers: Paths of Victory

Whoops, didn’t know this game was starting so early. Let’s go, Knicks, show the Cavaliers that the Knicks aren’t to be trifled with! Let’s kick some Cav ass! 58 will still be great! The Dylan song is, of course, “Paths of Victory.”

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Bulls – From the Fool’s Gold Mouthpiece the Hollow Horn

In this context, the shitty Bulls are the “Hollow Horn” (one of Dylan’s few references to Chicago in his songs involved his song about the murder of Emmett Till, and, well, as you might imagine, that’s not an appropriate reference to use for a fucking basketball game matchup). The Knicks kick off the second half […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hawks – Do the Georgia Crawl

The Knicks head to Atlanta to take on the banged-up Atlanta Hawks in a game that would sure be nice to win heading into the All-Star Break. Let’s go, Knicks! Happy birthday, Poindexter! The Dylan song is “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking”

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Pacers – You Go Your Way, and I’ll Go Mine

The Knicks head to Indiana to take on the Pacers, who are the #4 seed behind the Knicks, but the Knicks have a healthy four game advantage on them in the loss column, but a win tonight would be nice to make sure that the Pacers know that the Knicks will go their way with […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Celtics – If I Catch My Opponents

The Knicks host the sputtering Boston Celtics tonight in a game that would allow the Knicks to basically catch the Celtics in the standings if the Knicks win. And that would be awesome. So let’s just hope that the Knicks go do that tonight. The Knicks don’t need this game, as they already proved that […]