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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. 76ers : Just Watch the Oscars Opener, which is not a thing

The Knicks host the 76ers tonight, who are playing without both of their All-Stars, and more importantly, the reigning MVP who the entire team is based around, so the Knicks really should have no problem with the Sixers tonight (the Sixers are literally winless without Embiid and Maxey), so you might want to just check […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Magic: Brunson is Already Back Opener, Which is a Thing Today

The Knicks host the Orlando Magic, but more importantly, after missing just two games (and even one of those he technically played about a minute), Jalen Brunson is back, which is cause for great celebration. The Knicks and Magic are close in the standings at the moment, but come on, once OG returns, the Knicks […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Hawks: Brunson is Okay, Thank Goodness Opener, Which is a Thing Today

The Knicks host the Hawks at the Garden, but who cares? Brunson is going to be okay! Win or lose tonight, that’s the important thing! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread Knicks @ Cavaliers (Future Second Round Playoff Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks head to Cleveland to take on the second-seeded Cleveland Cavaliers, who have the seed the Knicks really should have at this point of the season if it wasn’t for these stupid injuries. But the Knicks could totally still win tonight, they always play so hard, and you know that they can win any […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Warriors (Leap Year Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks host the red-hot Golden State Warriors tonight with at least 3/5 of their starting rotation healthy, which is a step up! Winning tonight would be huge, and the Warriors are so small that the Knicks match up really well against them, so let’s hope Brunson outduels Steph! And let’s have tonight be the […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Pelicans (Brunson and iHart-less Opener, which is a bad thing)

The Knicks take on the New Orleans Pelicans with literally a single player available from their ideal starting lineup (Brunson, DDV, OG, Randle and Mitch/iHart). That’s not good. However, knowing these dudes, I wouldn’t even put a surprise win past them tonight, with, like, 40 points from Burks or some shit. Let’s go, Knicks!

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Pistons (OAKAAK Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks definitely need an easy game on their schedule, and luckily, their recent trade partner, the Detroit Pistons, are in town tonight for just such a game. The Pistons visit MSG with former Knicks Quentin Grimes, Evan Fournier and technically Malachi Flynn (who was only briefly a Knicks, but, well, as the title notes, […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Celtics (New Knicks Rivalry Intro Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks host the red hot Boston Celtics at home, the first game they’ve played the Celtics since acquiring Precious, Bojan and Burks, so let’s hope that the new look Knicks match up better against the Celtics. This is such a house money game that no one seriously expects the Knicks to win that I […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks @ Sixers (Second Half Opener, which is actually a thing)

The Knicks head to Philly to hopefully opening up some room on the Sixers for the #4 seed. The Sixers are one of the few teams more beat up than the Knicks, as the Sixers are missing the reigning league MVP, who there is no replacing. Bojan, DDV and iHart are back, so the Knicks […]

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2024 NBA All-Star Game Thread

Jalen Brunson is the only Knick involved tonight, but that’s better than no Knicks being involved! Let’s go, Eastern Conference!