Category: Game Thread

The Knicks host the Washington Wizards as their chance to win 49 games is still possible. Come on, Knicks!

We’re at a really weird point in the season where, with Julius Randle’s injury, these last two weeks of the season are just kind of…meaningless, really. The Knicks are pretty much locked into the #5 seed, so they don’t have to worry about losing their playoff positioning, but they also can’t get to #4, so […]

This really isn’t that big of a deal. I’d like to see the Knicks win, of course, but they’ll probably get the #5 seed even if they lose. But, well, come on, you really want a win here. How’s 49 wins looking? Well, I really need a win here for 49 wins to still be […]

The Knicks clearly don’t have to win tonight’s game against the lowly Rockets. I think they’ll easily earn the fifth seed even if they lose tonight. So it definitely is not a must-win game. However, the Rockets suck, so the Knicks really really really should win this game, so it’s almost a must-win game by […]

The Knicks have less than ten games left in their season, and they just need to lock down this number five seed. I think that they will do so, but I really need for them to, you know, start winning games again. Playing better defense would be a great start. Luckily, the Magic aren’t very […]

I’m not really all that concerned about the Knicks holding on to the #5 seed. I’m pretty confident that they will do so. But, well, you know, beating the Heat would be nice, anyways. How’s the 49 win prediction looking? It’s pretty much dead on at the moment, right? Let’s go, Knicks! (And yes, this […]

Let’s hope that the Knicks just win out the rest of the season, as I don’t feel like coming up with another four numbered title. The Knicks host the battle-damaged Timberwolves, who could be without pretty much every star player they have, unless you count Mike Conley as a star, I guess. The Knicks, meanwhile, […]

I know Portland actuality liked Josh Hart a lot and just couldn’t afford him, but I like my alternate theory of him just hating them and wanting revenge. No Brunson, which sucks, but the Blazers are not very good, so the Knicks should hopefully return home with a split of this West Coast trip. How’s […]

The Knicks play the Lakers tonight while I see “Sunday in the Park With George” at the Pasadena Playhouse. I hope that watching the Knicks play the Lakers is the more entertaining experience. Time to cut this losing shit out! How is my 49 win prediction looking? 9-4 is still very possible! A win tonight […]

Time to start a new wining streak, baby! By the way, what happened to the thing where, like, every other pop song was a parenthetical? Like “Escape (The Pina Colada Song),” “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” “It’s the End of the World (And I Feel Fine),” “Break On Through (To the Other Side),” and, of […]