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Knicks Morning News (2024.08.11)

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    • 22 replies on “Knicks Morning News (2024.08.11)”

    E has #1? I’d select the guy who was all about Melo as #2. I’m forgetting his name.

    Sort of a toss up for me between an idiot who thinks he is smarter than everyone else and an idiot who revels in being more ignorant than everyone else. Think the former is a Knick fan, not sure about the latter.

    Trying to remember who I once accused of being a fat, greasy teenager working for the GRU out of his mother’s basement in the suburbs of Moscow.

    Maybe it was Reub. Did he also give out a Florida gated community vibe?

    Ruruland was Melo adjacent and zealous. Didn’t actually have a problem with other than his Meloism.

    Ruruland was highly annoying because he started from a weird premise (Carmelo Anthony is teh awesomest player) and worked backwards from that. He wasn’t really a fan of the team and didn’t really care about anything other than proving how great Carmelo Anthony was, and literally everything had to be viewed through this dumb Pollyanna filter where every single thing that happened was great news for the Knicks, which in turn was great news for people who were constantly arguing the case for Carmelo Anthony’s awesomeness.

    It was nauseating and honestly quite odd.

    I don’t remember reub at all, but I do remember a little but about ruruland. I think I came on towards the end of his tenure here. I certainly didn’t remember that he was a Melo stan.

    Ruru was strange and it would be very strange if you remembered anything other than that he was totally obsessed with Melo.

    Reub was the worst I think but there are many contenders for the crown.

    I do remember a little but about ruruland. I think I came on towards the end of his tenure here. I certainly didn’t remember that he was a Melo stan.

    Next you’re going to say that you remember Italian Stallion, but don’t remember him playing billiards.

    I think I came on towards the end of his tenure here.

    Regarding the end of his tenure here, it was the greatest end to a tenure ever.

    “I have inside information and guarantee that Melo doesn’t take close to a max contract. All he wants is to build a winner. If he takes a max contract I never post here again.”

    And scene.

    I actually *do* remember the Italian Stallion, if you mean Rocky…….but no, I do not remember him ever playing billiards. I didn’t see the entire franchise of movies, though, so maybe I missed that one.

    Ruru actually tried to come back a few times after Phil Jackson gave out the infamous Mega Max Melo contract, and KB was just not having it. That extra couple of weeks after the deal went down were just the best.

    I was on Gunnison beach on the Jersey shore (it’s nudey and fucking fabulous) today and two things stick out.

    Thing one – miller light has really invested in the single prop fly by. Every 30 minutes getting crop dusted by a dumb commercial about beer when some hot guy is ogling your wiener and you’re trying to figure out if the color of their speedo is this year or two decades too late or just on time, is starkly stark.

    Thing number two – I witnessed an attractive young man walk up to a tent setup with wind guard and all (neso sail and chairs and blankets), the corners of the setup staked with large rainbow flags, and say to the very handsome older gent who was smoking a hookah on the beach with a few friends, “ No shit f***ot” while pointing at the rainbow flags.

    Gunnison is a motherfucking vibe.

    “I was on Gunnison beach on the Jersey shore (it’s nudey and fucking fabulous) today and two things stick out.”

    Ha.

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