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Monthly Archives: March 2017

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz

It’s funny, as the Knicks have been depressing me more for the next few seasons based just on how amazingly bad they are playing as of late, they at least let me feel better about their direct future, since they are SO bad that any wins would shock me now. Boy, do the Knicks suck. “Ron Baker had an okay game in a blowout after a few shitty games by him, time to get excited!” Let’s go? Knicks!

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.22)

[ESPN] Wednesday’s Knicks News: Fisher knows fight with Barnes hurt his stock with players (Wednesday, March 22, 2017 5:04:09 AM) Wednesday’s Knicks News: Fisher knows fight with Barnes hurt his stock with players [ESPN] Shaq defends triangle, says players stubborn (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 4:58:30 PM) Shaq defends triangle, says players stubborn [ESPN] Bulls dynasty architect Krause dies at 77 (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 2:51:01 PM) Bulls dynasty architect Krause dies at 77 [NY Newsday] Carmelo Anthony: Jeff Hornacek plans to start resting veterans (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 7:48:00 PM) Carmelo Anthony was the last Knick to leave the gym …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.21)

[NY Newsday] Knicks fall to Clippers; Carmelo Anthony takes time to assess his career in New York (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 1:46:44 AM) Carmelo Anthony has been doing a lot of thinking about what’s happened and about his future. The Knicks best player appears to believe he’s missing out that he’s not in the playoffs, and sounds like someone who might want a change of scenery. [NYPost] Knicks suffer embarrassing loss in front of all their old coaches (Monday, March 20, 2017 9:17:06 PM) LOS ANGELES – The Clippers didn’t need Carmelo Anthony on their side to look like Western …continue reading

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Clippers

Since the Knicks are visiting the Clippers, there are, of course, a bunch of “maybe Melo will go to the Clippers” stories, which are nonsense. The main story about Melo seeming like he might want to leave opened with Melo saying something along the lines of, “Nah, don’t even start with this” so clearly nothing has actually changed with regards to Melo wanting to leave. But hey, it wouldn’t hurt for Melo to score 60 in a close Knicks loss tonight! Maybe it would move the Clippers to actually make a real offer for Melo. So far they have not. …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.20)

[NYDN] Porzingis blames Knicks’ nightmare season on poor chemistry (Sunday, March 19, 2017 8:41:48 PM) Porzingis was brutally honest in his assessment of the Knicks. [SNY Knicks] Knicks reportedly interested in drafting Ntilikina, Monk (Sunday, March 19, 2017 10:44:31 AM) The Knicks, who could have a top-10 pick in this year’s NBA Draft, are interested in selecting Frank Ntilikina or Malik Monk, reports ESPN New York’s Ian Begley. [NYPost] Two Knicks rookies fans soon will be seeing a lot more of (Sunday, March 19, 2017 9:00:29 PM) LOS ANGELES — It’s soon going to be Mo Time and Marshall Time. …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.19)

[NY Newsday] Knicks, Phil Jackson status report: Treading water after 3 seasons (Saturday, March 18, 2017 7:21:17 PM) It was three years ago that these words were uttered — much to the delight of all Knicks fans: [NYPost] ‘Next Rondo?’ Execs guess Derrick Rose’s free-agency future (Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:55:39 PM) Free agency beckons this summer, but Derrick Rose doesn’t want to dwell on his future because he is still a Knick. But others have speculated on what Rose may find on the free-agent market, and a random sampling seemed in agreement. Rose won’t find what his status and …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.18)

[NYTimes] On Pro Basketball: The Difference Between the Nets and the Knicks? The Nets Have a Plan (Friday, March 17, 2017 7:59:57 PM) As fans try to guess what the Knicks are doing, the Nets have set out to rebuild the team from the ground up. [NYTimes] Dave Stallworth, Bulwark for Knicks’ First N.B.A. Title, Dies at 75 (Friday, March 17, 2017 11:26:35 PM) Stallworth, an all-American forward at Wichita State, helped the Knicks slow Wilt Chamberlain in the 1970 N.B.A. finals after an injury to Willis Reed. [NYDN] Ex-Knick Baron Davis says team has ‘no real plan’ (Friday, March …continue reading