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Knicks vs. The Last Remnants of the Timberwolves – Positively 4th Street?

Let’s hope that the Knicks just win out the rest of the season, as I don’t feel like coming up with another four numbered title. The Knicks host the battle-damaged Timberwolves, who could be without pretty much every star player they have, unless you count Mike Conley as a star, I guess. The Knicks, meanwhile, […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Trailblazers – The ‘Josh Hart Returns to Burn Portland’ Game

I know Portland actuality liked Josh Hart a lot and just couldn’t afford him, but I like my alternate theory of him just hating them and wanting revenge. No Brunson, which sucks, but the Blazers are not very good, so the Knicks should hopefully return home with a split of this West Coast trip. How’s […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Lakers – Three Was Enough Company!

The Knicks play the Lakers tonight while I see “Sunday in the Park With George” at the Pasadena Playhouse. I hope that watching the Knicks play the Lakers is the more entertaining experience. Time to cut this losing shit out! How is my 49 win prediction looking? 9-4 is still very possible! A win tonight […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Kings – (Just Like) Starting Over

Time to start a new wining streak, baby! By the way, what happened to the thing where, like, every other pop song was a parenthetical? Like “Escape (The Pina Colada Song),” “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” “It’s the End of the World (And I Feel Fine),” “Break On Through (To the Other Side),” and, of […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Hornets – Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out?

Now look, is this a total trap game? Of course. Is Jalen Brunson not playing? No, he is not. Does that add to the trap game factor? Of course. On the other hand, the Hornets are terrible, they’re playing without their best player, and Svi actually almost played ten minutes in the last game. I […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Celtics – Revolution 9?

The Knicks head to Boston for a major statement game against the Celtics. The Knicks previously kicked their ass, so the Celtics will definitely be up for this game, so if the Knicks kick their ass again then, well, that’s what I was saying about it being a statement game, ya know? No Malcolm Brogdon […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Heat – Eight Days a Week?

The Knicks head to South Beach to take on the Heat as the Knickerbockers both try to knock the Heat out of any real possibility of getting the #5 seed, while also A. trying to win their eighth straight game and B. trying to inch closer to taking the #4 seed from the Cleveland Cavaliers. […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Nets – Seven Nation Army?

The Knicks host the freefalling Brooklyn Nets tonight after probably their best win of the season while kicking the Celtics’ ass on Monday. A win tonight, on top of being seven in a row, would also really solidify the #5 seed for the Knicks, which would be swell. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Celtics – Six the Musical?

The Knicks go for their second six game winning streak of the season as they host the Boston Celtics tonight, with a chance to also take over sole possession of the #5 seed in the Eastern Conference! Come on, Knicks, be like Angela Bassett and do the thing! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pelicans – Five Alive?

The Knicks try to push their win streak to five games when they host the Zion-less New Orleans Pelicans tonight on the second night of a back-to-back! Win five to get to the #5 seed, Knicks! Let’s go, Knicks!