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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Hopeless Knicks vs. Heat, Game 2

In Bob Dylan’s “Temporary Like Achilles,” he opens with: Standing on your window, honey Yes, I’ve been here before Feeling so harmless I’m looking at your second door How come you don’t send me no regards? You know I want your lovin’ Honey, why are you so hard? Well, if you’re an old enough Knick […]

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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Knicks vs. Heat, Game 1

Just think about the fact that it is the second round of the NBA Playoffs, and the Knicks are not only in the playoffs, but they’re actually the higher seed, and have homecourt! This is literally the second time that this has happened for the Knicks in almost thirty years! The 1993-94 Knicks had homecourt […]

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2023 Playoff Thread: The Bad News Knicks @ Cavaliers – The Journey to Losing Three Straight Begins

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll remember that the New England Patriots were, for years, the epitome of a joke football franchise. The Chicago Bulls had never done anything of note until 1991. There was literally a best selling book about how Michael Jordan couldn’t come through in the playoffs. The lesson? None of […]

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2023 Playoff Thread – The Little Knicks Team That Couldn’t vs. Cavaliers, Game 4

The Knicks continue their futile attempt to make the second round of the NBA playoffs today with Game 4 of their first round series against the Cleveland Cavaliers. The Knicks won Game 3 using the clever strategy of having Elfrid Payton wear Darius Garland’s jersey and shoot a bunch of shots (similar to how the […]

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2023 Playoff Thread – Team That No One Believes In (Rightly So) vs. Cavaliers, Game 3

The Knicks were beaten badly in Game 2 of this opening round series, and as everyone knows, teams that get beat by a lot in Game 2 on the road after winning clutch Game 1 victories on the road are 50.0000001% more likely to lose the series, so facts are just facts, the Knicks are […]

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The NBA Screws Immanuel Quickley Out of the Sixth Man of the Year Award

From the NY Post: Immanuel Quickley’s breakout season won’t include any individual hardware. The Knicks’ super-sub lost out on Sixth Man of the Year honors to Celtics guard Malcolm Brogdon, it was announced on Thursday night. Bobby Portis of the Bucks finished third. Quickley enjoyed a fantastic season, averaging career highs of 14.9 points, 4.2 […]

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2023 Playoffs Thread – Dead Team Walking @ Cavaliers

After getting their first (and only) win of this playoffs in Game 1 against Cleveland due to J.B. Bickerstaff forgetting how to speak for 20 minutes or so, so he was unable to tell anyone that he wanted Cedi Osman either out of the game or just not playing Jalen Brunson 1-on-1, the Knicks remain […]

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2023 Playoffs Game Thread – Knicks @ Cavaliers, Game 1

The Knicks head to Cleveland to take on the Cleveland Cavaliers in a series the Knicks can’t possibly win. Julius Randle was listed as questionable, but it was always obvious that he would return to play in this game, and sure enough, that’s what will happen. He will get the start for the Knickerbockers in […]

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Knicks vs. Cavaliers Round 1 Preview

Let’s take a look at the matchups for the upcoming Knicks/Cavaliers series. Wings: I mean, both Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland have been All-Stars (Mitchell was even an All-Star starter) while Jalen Brunson has never made the All-Star team. Plus, the Knicks were willing to trade a gazillion picks for Donovan Mitchell, ergo, he is […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pacers – The Melania Game

As in, “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” Boy, she was an uncool lady. But hey, 48 wins is close to 49, so go get it, fellas! Let’s go, Knicks!