2014-15 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Clippers

The Sixers almost won a game last night and the Timberwolves actually did win the other night. So the other teams in the “Race” for the bottom of the standings are doing their part – the Knicks have to keep doing their part.

Let’s go? Knicks!

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For those thousands of you too intimidated to interrupt my monologue, Melo on this Clips team instead of Blake would be interesting. DeAndre is the Tyson Chandler, CP3 is Ray Felton if he wasn’t fat and didn’t suck, and Melo plays the Melo role

For those thousands of you too intimidated to interrupt my monologue, Melo on this Clips team instead of Blake would be interesting. DeAndre is the Tyson Chandler, CP3 is Ray Felton if he wasn’t fat and didn’t suck, and Melo plays the Melo role

It might just be me, but I think I remember some Blake for Melo chatter in the media a few years back. Don’t think it really got any traction.

Only Cole could try the rare hook-dunk shot and miss. Cole shouldn’t shoot much.

But he should rebound. Also run. Like on a treadmill and stuff. Like an athlete. He is an athlete, right? Like a professional one?

Threeanthony!

I’m pretending Cole getting stuffed, falling down, and DeAndre finishing with yet another monster jam didn’t happen.

CP3 on pace for 36 assists

I’m pretending Cole getting stuffed, falling down, and DeAndre finishing with yet another monster jam didn’t happen.

I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Langston Galloway may not be a poor man’s Kawhi Leonard but Jason Smith is definitely a poor man’s Spencer Hawes.

The clippers bench is an absolute atrocity.

Ricky Ledo vs Austin Rivers. Be there.

Reading DRed/Kahnzy….

May or may not turn game on. it’s 40/60 right now….

What does it mean when I was more excited to listen to Clyde talk about how he had to buy a plane seat for his all-star MVP trophy for the 73rd time than I was for this game?

What does it mean when I was more excited to listen to Clyde talk about how he had to buy a plane seat for his all-star MVP trophy for the 73rd time than I was for this game?

Clyde should do nothing but tell stories for his birthday on Friday.

Most of the time I’m happy we are losing all these games, but then I think about how hard it’s going to be to rebuild this team and I get depressed.

Jason Smith couldn’t come off the bench for the Clippers

Don’t forget, Mike Woodson has Doc’s ear and I hear the West is every bit as big as the East.

How many times do you suppose we’d have to foul Jordan to have a shot in this game?

Alright, Bargs is back in. Now’s the time to start the whole “pull the opposing center out of the lane because he’s afraid of Barnyarnee’s shooting prowess.” It’s a contract season Bargs, time to earn your cash.

Oh shit, they have have Griffin guarding Bargs. They can’t really….nawwwwww.

How many times do you suppose we’d have to foul Jordan to have a shot in this game?

If we’d put DeAndre on the line every possession the Clips would have 27 or so points. So, like, a lot

This game would earn its keep if someone took a swing at Blake.

Remember that one time Bargs stared down KG? Best moment of his Knicks career. Max him.

Cle knows how to yell “And 1? like a pro

It’s almost like Amar’e never left. Though I haven’t head phenomenal in a while.

Knicks medical personal checking Galloway’s right arm. Meanwhile, Galloway keeps trying to tell them his leg hurts. He’ll miss the rest of the season with some “rib bruises.”

Paul said that Redick is the best shooter he ever played with. I’d take Peja.

Clyde turns 70 on friday. When do you think he’ll realize life is too short to waste watching this team?
One night, when we’re losing to Milwaukee by 45, Clyde will have an epiphany. “Barnyarnee’s got it all Mike, the spinning and winning, the poasting and…you know what? I can’t do this anymore. Fuck it and suck it, Mike. I’m out and about.”

Lakers vs Minny tonight. No matter who loses we win. And no matter who wins, loses.

Hopefully the Lakers remember what reality they’re living in and out tank the tankers.

if you put enes kanter in this wolves laker game he would win the scoring title

I’ve seen a lot of bullshit Knick lineups in my time, but this one takes the cake. This is a whole team of 15th men. It’s kind of amazing.

good move by coach. can’t afford to have bargs foul out before crunch time.

Chris Paul is carving up this bullshit team like a Christmas goose

I can’t understand why Paul isn’t on the plane back to L.A. yet. They should have packed up the entire team at halftime and run Mike Woodson out there with 5 guys who caught some t-shirts out of the t-shirt cannon.

Not mentioned re: that game when Stockton had 27 assist at the Garden. Ewing had 41 and we won.

Not mentioned re: that game when Stockton had 27 assist at the Garden. Ewing had 41 and we won.

I hate to break it to you, but Ewing ain’t walking through those doors.

This soccer player looks like he just got home from a long shift at the meth lab

Dear God I hope the NBA doesn’t go as far as soccer has with endorsements. It’s hard enough cheering for the New York Knicks. Can you imagine trying to root for the New York Nikes?

say this, jason smith does not shy from blake or jordan even when at extreme risk of getting humiliated

best highlight of the night — spike lee pointing at the scoreboard telling jordan not to be a thug at preschool

Dolan should stand outside MSG and apologize to every paying customer who had to witness this epic clusterf–k. And maybe hand them some cash while he’s at it.

Hey, if we can cut it to 30 by the end of the quarter, we might make this loss respectable.

There have been worse loses, but I’ve never seen a Knicks team so comprehensively outclassed. The Clippers haven’t even tried.

There have been worse loses, but I’ve never seen a Knicks team so comprehensively outclassed. The Clippers haven’t even tried.

It’s almost like we don’t have a worthy NBA team, but clearly Fisher is just underachieving. Fire him.

The New York Knicks: making sub-par players look like perennial All-Stars since 2000.

It’s a big part of what we do here?

All this year has taught me is that there are a lot of people on the interwebs who are a lot funnier than I am….

for the rest of the fourth quarter i will be live updating tonight’s modern family episode

All this year has taught me is that there are a lot of people on the interwebs who are a lot funnier than I am….

In a very sadistic way, losing has been more fun than winning.

Oh God, I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.

brook lopez last 4 games:

32, 18, 4 blocks
26, 4, 4
31, 4, 2
34, 10, 3

that’s called the nonverbal opt-out

You know how I’m always like, “The difference between a great player and a poor one is often just an additional made shot per ten attempts. The average human brain will find it difficult to tell the difference!”

My doggs, I am wrong. You can definitely see the difference. Tonight, the difference exists and the brain sees it.

Big props to Cleanthony for managing to get more points than Chris Paul had assists

Chris Herring just said that Cole blocked him on twitter after he wrote that hook shot article about him in January

Another win for the Sixers! Nerlens Noel is looking goooooood. Man, if they pick up Russell with the #3 pick to go with Emiid and Noel in the frontcourt? Not bad at all.

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