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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks @ Bucks – In-Season Tournament Opener (I guess, kind of a thing?)

The Knicks head to Milwaukee for the kickoff of the NBA’s bizarre new in-season tournament (I don’t even have a problem with the tournament, per se, as I think it’s more silly than it is actively bad, but…well, it’s pretty darn silly, especially the special court designs for tourney games), sadly still without RJ Barrett, […]

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks vs. Cavaliers – Home and Home Opener (Also not a thing)

The Knicks bizarrely host the Cleveland Cavaliers for the second of two games, one of the dumber things that you could imagine from a scheduling purpose. The Knicks’ schedule looked a bit tough to start, but with Cleveland so injured, suddenly this is a perfect opportunity for the Knicks to get over .500 by their […]

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks vs. Cavaliers – Halloween Opener (Also not a thing)

The Knicks host a few of the Cavaliers on Halloween night for the first of a home and away with the team the Knicks eliminated from the playoffs last year. So it would be nice for them to win this one and make a statement. I would like for Julius Randle to dress up as […]

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks @ Pelicans – SECOND GAME ON THE ROAD (Also not a thing)

The Knicks continue their back-to-back road weekend with a date in New Orleans against the Pelicans with an actually healthy Zion Williamson (for now), so it will not be an easy game, but at the time, the Pelicans are incredibly thin, depth-wise, and the Knicks are, you know, not thin, depth-wise, so I think the […]

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks @ Hawks – ROAD OPENER (I know, not actually a thing, but just go with it)

The Knicks head out on the road to hopefully make Trae Young’s 2023-24 season start off really poorly, after Young had a terrible opening day of the season, let’s hope that this one is even worse. Jalen Brunson and Julius Randle had bad starts of the season themselves in Game 1 against the Celtics (and […]

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks vs. Celtics – OPENING NIGHT, PEOPLE (and the HOME OPENER)

Okay, everybody, it’s time for the 2023-24 NBA season to really begin (yes, it technically started last night, but it doesn’t really begin until the Knicks play a game). The Knicks host the Celtics in a game that could be a major statement for the Knicks this season to show that they’re ready to hang […]

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Knicks 2023 Preseason Game Thread: Knicks @ Celtics

The Knicks are visiting the Celtics, and the Celtics are actually playing their stars tonight, so let’s hope that the Knicks still kick their asses.

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Knicks 2023 Preseason Game Thread: Knicks vs. Timberwolves

I figured you folks were good enough to suffer a site outage that I can at least do a game thread for you for a meaningless preseason game! Enjoy!

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: The Ain’t Got Nothing Knicks @ Heat, Game 6

I don’t like repeating Dylan on these things, but, well, I don’t think I can help it, as this one is just far too apropos. When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose You’re invisible now, you’ve got no secrets to conceal How does it feel, ah how does it feel? To be […]

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: The One Foot in the Grave Knicks vs. Heat, Game 5

In his classic song, “Like a Rolling Stone,” Bob Dylan wrote: When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose You’re invisible now, you’ve got no secrets to conceal How does it feel, ah how does it feel? To be on your own, with no direction home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling […]