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Knicks 2023 Preseason Game Thread: Knicks vs. Timberwolves

I figured you folks were good enough to suffer a site outage that I can at least do a game thread for you for a meaningless preseason game! Enjoy!

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Who Is in the Knicks’ Group for the NBA In-Season Tournament?

The NBA announced the groups for the in-season tournament and the Knicks are in the following group: Milwaukee, Miami, Washington and Charlotte. So it looks like the Knicks will be able to get to the Knockout stages fairly easily playing Washington and Charlotte. Here are the rules: The In-Season Tournament will consist of two stages: […]

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Knicks Sign Donte DiVincenzo, Trade Obi Toppin

I figured this is big enough news to give it its own thread. Remember when the Knicks signed Obi’s brother and it was, like, “Huh?” because we were all pretty darn sure that the Knicks were going to be trading Obi Toppin, so signing his shitty brother was…odd. And now he IS traded, so…yeah. Anyways, […]

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Donte’s Inferno: The 2023 NBA Free Agency Thread

Okay, people, we’re less than 15 minutes away from some craziness. Best of luck to the Knicks in their pursuits (and a preemptive welcome to the latest Nova Knick)!

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The 2023 NBA Lottery Open Thread

Okay, here we go! Let’s see if the Knicks make a trade! As an informal poll, do you think the Knicks will make a first round pick this year (it counts if they acquire a guy right after he’s drafted, like they did with Nate Robinson)?

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If The Basketball Gods Are Willing – The 2023 NBA Lottery Thread

Here we go, people, a 20% chance for the New York Knicks to get the #11 pick in the 2023 NBA Draft. I’m sure we’re all assuming the Knicks will get the pick, right? By the way, will the Knicks have a representative there in case the Knicks DO get the 11th pick? I don’t […]

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: The Ain’t Got Nothing Knicks @ Heat, Game 6

I don’t like repeating Dylan on these things, but, well, I don’t think I can help it, as this one is just far too apropos. When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose You’re invisible now, you’ve got no secrets to conceal How does it feel, ah how does it feel? To be […]

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: The One Foot in the Grave Knicks vs. Heat, Game 5

In his classic song, “Like a Rolling Stone,” Bob Dylan wrote: When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose You’re invisible now, you’ve got no secrets to conceal How does it feel, ah how does it feel? To be on your own, with no direction home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling […]

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: Why Are Even Bothering? Knicks @ Heat, Game 4

In “Shelter From the Storm,” Bob Dylan sang: Well, the deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides a mount But nothing really matters much, it’s doom alone that counts And the one-eyed undertaker, he blows a futile horn “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” As we all know, […]

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2023 Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: No Chance Knicks @ Heat, Game 3

In “Tangled Up in Blue,” Bob Dylan wrote: But all the while I was alone The past was close behind I seen a lot of women But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew Tangled up in blue That’s the Knicks and the Heat. We’ve seen a lot of NBA games played, but […]