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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.24)

[NYPost] The Knicks are sure playing like a tanking team (Thursday, March 23, 2017 8:38:35 PM) PORTLAND, Ore. — There was no Derrick Rose in the Rose City, nor Carmelo Anthony. Indeed this was Tank City at Moda Center as the Knicks went through the motions of competing Thursday night. They allowed 37 points in the first quarter, trailed by 21 at halftime and predictably fell 110-95 to the hot Trail… [NYPost] Phil Jackson blows off scouting opportunity for Shaq (Thursday, March 23, 2017 8:24:47 PM) PORTLAND, Ore. — Phil Jackson stayed in Los Angeles after the Knicks departed, didn’t …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.23)

[NYPost] Knicks and Porzingis blitzed by Jazz’s monster big man (Wednesday, March 22, 2017 9:30:00 PM) SALT LAKE CITY — Knicks coach and Jazz legend Jeff Hornacek badly wanted to spoil his old team’s 20-year reunion party with a victory, and it looked like his current team might pull it off. Then Rudy Gobert happened. Hornacek’s club rocked the Jazz for nearly three quarters before their patented fourth-quarter collapse, combined with… [NYPost] Knicks rookie gets shot despite sandwich gift to Clippers fans (Wednesday, March 22, 2017 5:55:18 PM) SALT LAKE CITY — Knicks rookie center Marshall Plumlee thrilled Clippers fans …continue reading

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz

It’s funny, as the Knicks have been depressing me more for the next few seasons based just on how amazingly bad they are playing as of late, they at least let me feel better about their direct future, since they are SO bad that any wins would shock me now. Boy, do the Knicks suck. “Ron Baker had an okay game in a blowout after a few shitty games by him, time to get excited!” Let’s go? Knicks!

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.22)

[ESPN] Wednesday’s Knicks News: Fisher knows fight with Barnes hurt his stock with players (Wednesday, March 22, 2017 5:04:09 AM) Wednesday’s Knicks News: Fisher knows fight with Barnes hurt his stock with players [ESPN] Shaq defends triangle, says players stubborn (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 4:58:30 PM) Shaq defends triangle, says players stubborn [ESPN] Bulls dynasty architect Krause dies at 77 (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 2:51:01 PM) Bulls dynasty architect Krause dies at 77 [NY Newsday] Carmelo Anthony: Jeff Hornacek plans to start resting veterans (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 7:48:00 PM) Carmelo Anthony was the last Knick to leave the gym …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2017.03.21)

[NY Newsday] Knicks fall to Clippers; Carmelo Anthony takes time to assess his career in New York (Tuesday, March 21, 2017 1:46:44 AM) Carmelo Anthony has been doing a lot of thinking about what’s happened and about his future. The Knicks best player appears to believe he’s missing out that he’s not in the playoffs, and sounds like someone who might want a change of scenery. [NYPost] Knicks suffer embarrassing loss in front of all their old coaches (Monday, March 20, 2017 9:17:06 PM) LOS ANGELES – The Clippers didn’t need Carmelo Anthony on their side to look like Western …continue reading

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Clippers

Since the Knicks are visiting the Clippers, there are, of course, a bunch of “maybe Melo will go to the Clippers” stories, which are nonsense. The main story about Melo seeming like he might want to leave opened with Melo saying something along the lines of, “Nah, don’t even start with this” so clearly nothing has actually changed with regards to Melo wanting to leave. But hey, it wouldn’t hurt for Melo to score 60 in a close Knicks loss tonight! Maybe it would move the Clippers to actually make a real offer for Melo. So far they have not. …continue reading