Tramps Like Us, Baby, We Were Born to Brunson – The 2022 Free Agency Opening Day Thread

How funny is it that free agency really is treated like a game in and of itself, right? And today is opening day for this stressful but entertaining game. The Miami Heat will apparently not be meeting with Jalen Brunson today, making it a near certainty that Brunson will be signing with the Knicks as […]

Detroit Pistons Took the Chance to Repeat the Knicks 2021 Offseason

From ESPN.com: The New York Knicks traded center Nerlens Noel and guard Alec Burks to the Detroit Pistons — clearing $19 million in additional salary-cap space — and they are now able to make an overwhelming contract offer in the neighborhood of $110 million to free-agent guard Jalen Brunson, sources told ESPN. The Knicks included […]

The Knicks Trade the #11 Pick, Kemba Walker and Four Future Second Round Picks for a Mystery Prize

We were all expecting the Knicks to make some sort of move, and they did, in fact, get very busy on the trade market. They tried all night to move up to either #4 or #5 to get Jaden Ivey, and when that failed, also tried to move up to #7 to get Shaedon Sharpe. […]

The Basketball Gods Owe Us One: The 2022 NBA Draft Thread

There are so many rumors flying around, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Knicks just end up doing nothing but make their pick (unless Rose wants even more 2023 picks, of course). Let’s hope that something cool happens!

If The Basketball Gods Are Willing – The 2022 NBA Lottery Thread

Well, come on, actual lottery luck! I don’t want to hear the Knicks’ name called for #12, 11 or 10!

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Raptors: Will the Season End With One Last Meaningless Win?

The Raptors don’t have anything to play for tonight, while Thibs has the very important “Winning record through two seasons as a Knicks coach” record to play for tonight, so expect the Knicks to pull this one out. That could be a problem, because the New Orleans Pelicans have locked up the #9 seed in […]

2021-22 Game Thread: The Battle for the 10th Pick

Can the Knicks pull off the upset loss? Seems unlikely.

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks vs. A Team Hilariously in the Play-In Tournament

The Knicks need to lose tonight, but at the same time, it’s hilarious how bad the Nets are this season, so I can’t say that I won’t smile if the Knicks win.

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks @ A Team It’ll Be So Hard to Lose To

Big game today in Orlando. Can the Knicks seriously lose to these guys three times in a single season? Seems hard to believe.

2021-22 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Fifth Straight Victim

The Knicks host the Charlotte Hornets in what is just about the most guaranteed win of the season, as the Knicks vie to keep their chances for the play-in to last until the last day of the season before they inevitably miss out. There will be no Grimes or Fournier tonight, so I assume that […]