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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Trailblazers -If Tonight was not a Crooked Trail

The Knicks head to Portland to hopefully stomp the surprisingly feisty Trailblazers. Minutes-gate kicked into high gear tonight. Let’s hope Mikal survives the experience! Let’s go, Knicks! Today’s song is the excellent “Tomorrow is a Long Time,” one of the tunes Timothee Chalamet performed on SNL.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Kings – You’ll be King if Dogs Run Free

The Kings have one of the weirdest ass lineups in the NBA. The Knicks really need to win this one to show that they can win without Brunson. Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is, of course, “If Dogs Run Free,” a fascinating beat jazz tribute song from New Morning.

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ESPN.com: Sources: P.J. Tucker joining Knicks on 10-day contract

From Shams: Free agent P.J. Tucker has agreed to sign with the New York Knicks on a 10-day contract, sources told ESPN on Saturday night. Tucker, a 2021 NBA champion with the Milwaukee Bucks, gives the Knicks an enforcer and frontcourt depth. Tucker, 39, last played in May 2024 for the LA Clippers in their […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Clippers – Pointless Knowledge

From “Tombstone Blues,” one of the songs depicted in the recent biopic, A Complete Unknown, this line denotes that we will gain knowledge of how the Knicks will operate without their point guard. Luckily, he didn’t break his ankle, but they said he’ll be reevaluated in two weeks, and, well, thats certainly scary sounding. Plus, […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Lakers – Forever Young

I hate using a Dylan song to compliment a Knick opponent, but I couldn’t find a good song to talk about how fucking lucky the Lakers are (to get Luka for basically nothing, and right before Anthony Davis got his annual major injury), so instead, I’m going to have to pay a compliment to how […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Warriors – Hard Time in New York Town

“Hard Time in New York” is a song about people having a hard time coming to New York from other parts of the country, and Dylan even specifies San Francisco. So, well, let’s hope that the Warriors have a hard time in New York Town! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Heat – A Show in Miami

The Knicks head to Miami to take on the below-average Miami Heat (I don’t want to call them shitty, per se). The bottom of the Eastern Conference is brutal right now, and the current #7 seed, the Heat, are under .500. Hopefully this is an easy win ahead of a fun matchup with the Golden […]

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Knicks @ Grizzlies: Return to Me

Mitch is back! This is a Dylan cover song that was used in the film, Return to Me, but I’m stretching things for such an awesome moment! Let’s go, Knicks!

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Knicks vs. 76ers: In the Broken Mirror

The Knicks take on the shitty Sixers, who are a mirror image of the Knicks’ record right now, 20-37 vs. 37-20. I think that that mirroring will continue after the game! As I wrote that, I just realized that inherently, they will mirror each after the game no matter who wins. Best if it’s a […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Celtics: Honey, Just Allow Me One More Chance

The Knicks head to Boston to try to finally win a goddamn game against one of the three best teams in the NBA. I think we all know that, generally speaking, the rest of the regular season is mostly meaningless, and more about just keeping everyone healthy (and I guess getting to the #2 seed, […]