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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Bulls – From the Fool’s Gold Mouthpiece the Hollow Horn

In this context, the shitty Bulls are the “Hollow Horn” (one of Dylan’s few references to Chicago in his songs involved his song about the murder of Emmett Till, and, well, as you might imagine, that’s not an appropriate reference to use for a fucking basketball game matchup). The Knicks kick off the second half […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hawks – Do the Georgia Crawl

The Knicks head to Atlanta to take on the banged-up Atlanta Hawks in a game that would sure be nice to win heading into the All-Star Break. Let’s go, Knicks! Happy birthday, Poindexter! The Dylan song is “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking”

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Pacers – You Go Your Way, and I’ll Go Mine

The Knicks head to Indiana to take on the Pacers, who are the #4 seed behind the Knicks, but the Knicks have a healthy four game advantage on them in the loss column, but a win tonight would be nice to make sure that the Pacers know that the Knicks will go their way with […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Celtics – If I Catch My Opponents

The Knicks host the sputtering Boston Celtics tonight in a game that would allow the Knicks to basically catch the Celtics in the standings if the Knicks win. And that would be awesome. So let’s just hope that the Knicks go do that tonight. The Knicks don’t need this game, as they already proved that […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Raptors – When They Come Down to Canada

I am going to assume the next line is “they easily defeat the Raptors.” After a huge win last night, the Knicks head to Toronto to give the Raptors one of the best exports that we bring Canada, an ass-whooping. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Rockets – Pick You Up Each Time You Fall

In honor of A Complete Unknown, and, well, almost every recurring feature I’ve ever done, the titles are now Dylan lyrical quotes. Tonight, the Knicks have to pick themselves up from where they fell against the Lakers, and specifically pick themselves up in the absence of OG Anunoby, who apparently only has a mild ankle […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Browless Lakers – The Matt Ryan Revenge Game

Without Anthony Davis, the Knicks should stomp the Lakers (with The Brow, the Lakers have actually been looking pretty damn good recently), and so that should mean that former Laker Matt Ryan (who helped turn their season around a couple of years ago) should get a couple of minutes. Let’s go, Knicks! 58 is going […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Nuggets – House Money Game

Do I get the argument that the Grizzlies game could have said more about the problems that the Grizzlies have more so than how good the Knicks are? Yes, but, I mean, come on, they just destroyed a contender, they really don’t need to win tonight to pretty much shut up all of the critics. […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Grizzlies: Time to Shut Up Some Critics

The Knicks have gotten some shit for not beating the very best teams, and the Grizzlies are one of the best teams around, so a nice ass-whooping of the Grizzlies tonight would make me very, very happy. Beat them so badly that Matt Ryan plays 15 minutes off of the bench! Let’s go, Knicks! Winning […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Kings: All-NBA Statement Game

Domantas Sabonis is one of Towns and Brunson’s rivals for the All-NBA second team, so it would be nice to see them kick his ass tonight. And, of course, I would love a three-game winning streak! Let’s go, Knicks!