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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.13)

[New York Times] Wall’s 27 Points Lead Wizards Over Pistons 107-103 (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 09:24:47 GMT) After the first quarter Wednesday night, Detroit guard Brandon Jennings had 16 points and the Washington Wizards trailed by 10. [New York Times] Wall’s 27 Points Lead Wizards Over Pistons 107-103 (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 09:21:54 GMT) John Wall had 27 points and 11 assists as the Washington Wizards pulled out a 107-103 win over the Detroit Pistons on Wednesday night. [New York Times] Howard Scores 22, Rockets Beat T-Wolves in Mexico (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 07:07:03 GMT) Feeling better after missing his …continue reading

Magic 97, Knicks 95

Orlando Magic 97 Final Recap | Box Score 95 New York Knicks I’m not in a grading frame of mind tonight, so we’re going to kick it old school. One man, in a world…with a keyboard and a bucketful of #feels—none of them particularly pleasing or fun—about the Knicks, rantin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ to all his virtual pals. So yes, a loss, which is pretty much par for the course, The bulk of the chatter around the Knicksian water cooler tomorrow will be about the last play, and whether J.R. was even paying attention to the best-laid plans of …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.12)

[New York Post] This Magic player, LI product could be fit for Knicks in 2015 (Wed, 12 Nov 2014 00:54:15 -0500) Tobias Harris, the Magic's second-leading scorer, turned down a recent contract-extension offer and will become a restricted free agent this summer. According to a source, Harris, who went to high… [New York Times] Nowitzki, Mavericks Rally Past Kings 106-98 (Wed, 12 Nov 2014 08:48:47 GMT) Dirk Nowitzki vividly remembers watching Hakeem Olajuwon from his home in Germany as a teenager in the 1990s. [New York Times] Spurs Play Regulars, Beat Warriors 113-100 (Wed, 12 Nov 2014 07:12:48 GMT) Steve …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.11)

[New York Newsday] Knicks fall to Hawks again for fifth straight loss (Tue, 11 Nov 2014 00:06:47 EST) Hours before the Knicks stepped on the Madison Square Garden court Monday night for a rematch with the Hawks, the players got a visit from team president Phil Jackson during the morning shootaround. [New York Post] Under-the-radar All-Star praises Fisher, leaves Knicks drooling (Tue, 11 Nov 2014 02:11:25 -0500) With all the names slated to be free agents in 2015, Paul Millsap is never the headliner. But the Hawks unsung All-Star combo forward will be a free agent July… [New York Post] …continue reading

Hawks 91, Knicks 85

Atlanta Hawks 91 Final Recap | Box Score 85 New York Knicks Carmelo Anthony, SF 42 MIN | 11-25 FG | 3-5 FT | 9 REB | 7 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 3 TO | 25 PTS | -9 Okay. This is a fun topic to start with. [Gets on top of barstool, begins bellowing at top of lungs] Melo doesn’t get foul calls because the media/the league/the Illuminati hate the Knicks. Or New York. They hate New York. It’s a conspiracy! And have you seen the chemtrails above MSG? BIAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!1!” [Gets off barstool. Adjusts tie. …continue reading

2014-15 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Hawks

This is a bit of a peculiar home and home, isn’t it? They rarely give teams a day off between them. I’ll definitely take it for the Knicks, as Prigs is back tonight and who knows if he would have been able to play if they played yesterday. I just bought tickets to the game (playing the ol’ StubHub game today – I sold an extra ticket I had to a concert this weekend and made enough on the sale that I figured I’d splurge on some cheap Knicks tickets – I ended up with some nice seats for half-face) …continue reading