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Friday, July 28, 2017

Author: Brian Cronin

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2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Heat

Pluses for the Knicks tonight – they’re terrible, the Heat are not terrible and the game is in Miami. Negatives for the Knicks tonight – the Heat are not that good and it is hard to win both ends of a home and home. Let’s hope that the Heat pull it out! The #4 spot in the draft is still up for grabs! Let’s? Go Knicks!

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Heat

This is an interesting back-to-back matchup for the Knicks, as it is hard for mediocre teams to win both ends of a home and home, but I think that the Knicks can slump to the occasion and pull out an important pair of losses here. The Knicks have no answer for Dragic or Whiteside, so this should be a loss, but we shall see! Let’s? Go Knicks!

Joakim Noah Suspended 20 Games for Worst Performance Enhancement Drugs in the World

From The Vertical, the NBA is suspending Joakim Noah 20 games for violating the NBA’s anti-drug policy. According to Woj: Noah tested positive for an over-the-counter supplement that is prohibited under the outgoing Collective Bargaining Agreement, league sources said. Noah, 32, is expected to serve 10 games of the suspension to finish out the 2016-17 regular season and 10 games to start the 2017-18 season, league sources said. The National Basketball Players Association’s investigation concluded that Noah hadn’t “knowingly or willingly” violated the policy and cooperated fully with the league’s probe, league sources said. Hilarious. Dude’s on PEDs, can’t get …continue reading

2016-17 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz

It’s funny, as the Knicks have been depressing me more for the next few seasons based just on how amazingly bad they are playing as of late, they at least let me feel better about their direct future, since they are SO bad that any wins would shock me now. Boy, do the Knicks suck. “Ron Baker had an okay game in a blowout after a few shitty games by him, time to get excited!” Let’s go? Knicks!