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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Magic (Martin Luther King Day opener, which is a thing)

The Knicks host the upstart Orlando Magic in an afternoon game celebrating MLK Day. I’m still waiting for the swirlies! Now that OG is here, I fully expect swirlies! How is 53 wins looking? Still very possible! Let’s go, Knicks!

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks @ Grizzlies (What’s left of them opener, which is not a thing)

Tonight, the Knicks head to Memphis for the second leg of this weird mini-road trip, where they will have no chance whatsoever of losing against the decaying husk of the Memphis Grizzlies. This will help on the road back to my 53 win projection! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread – Knicks @ Mavericks (Luka-Less Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks start a mini-road trip that just got TREMEDNDOUSLY easier with Luka Doncic missing tonight’s game against Dallas, and Ja Morant being out for the year ahead of the Memphis game (what a weird, weird season for Ja Morant and the Grizzlies). While Kyrie Irving is obviously also a good player, well, come on, […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Trailblazers (Future Knick Malcolm Brogdon Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks host the shitty Trailblazers, thus allowing them to get a good look at possible future Knick, Malcolm Brogdon, as they kick Portland’s collective ass. The 53 win tracker is so close to returning… Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Wizards (OG’s Road B2B Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks head to Washington to kick the Wizards’ ass! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Sixers (OG’s Road Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks head to Philadelphia for their first road game since they’ve acquired OG (well, first road game since they acquired OG in which he is playing, that is) to take on a really good Philadelphia 76ers team that will clearly try to get iHart into foul trouble right away. It’ll be interesting to see […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Bulls (ABC Primetime Opener, which is kind of a thing)

The new-look Knicks are enough of a draw (and, let’s face it, nostalgia for the 1990s Knicks/Bulls series) that they have been moved to be the ABC Primetime game tonight, which is a really cool thing for the Knicks. I mean, it doesn’t really mean anything, but it’s still cool! The Bulls are playing with […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Timberwolves (2024 Opener, which is kind of a thing)

Obviously, this could also be the OG Opener, but, I mean, come on, how do you pass up the first game of 2024? I apologize OG, I truly am very excited to watch you make your debut today, but, come on, 2024 opener is too hard to pass up! The new-look Knicks host the surprisingly […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Pacers (Post-RJ/IQ Opener, which is kind of a thing)

Hot off a stunning trade (especially since it was Leon Rose who made it, who seems to be more careful with each possible move than J. Alfred Prufrock), the Knicks have to head to Indiana to take on the Pacers without the services of RJ and IQ, but also without new additions OG, Malachi and […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Magic (Orlando Opener, not really a thing)

The Knicks head to Orlando for the second leg of this weird little road trip, to take on the surprisingly good Orlando Magic, but, well, as we all know well, early in the NBA season, there’s always a couple of teams where it’s, like, “Wait, they can’t be this good, can they?” and it’s not […]