Category: Game Thread

We pick up the game in the first quarter. Let’s go, Knicks!

The Knicks did not have an easy schedule to open the season, but holy shit, is it opening the fuck up now! And I am HERE for it. The Knicks host the shitty Memphis Grizzlies, who are in a weird position where their franchise player is a bit of a lunatic and they might have […]

After kicking the ass of a good Minnesota Timberwolves team (Anthony Edwards seemed like his feet were in molasses, but still), the Knicks get an easier row to hoe with the terrible Brooklyn Nets, who will be without Cam Thomas for a month or so, so they were already bad and are now even WORSE. […]

The Knicks looked to have an easy stretch this week, but Anthony Edwards is surprisingly returning to the Timberwolves lineup tonight, so this should be a nice test for the Knicks. Hopefully they win this one, and keep this winning streak going! ESPN had a funny article today about the Knicks’ chances of winning the […]

The Knicks got back to .500 last night, and now they are perfectly poised to never go under .500 again this season, as this is the start of a stretch of VERY winnable games. This one, in particular, sure as hell BETTER be a win. Let’s go, Knicks! Putting straight to 58!

Time to stop the Bulls’ undefeated season! Sorry, the Bills/Chiefs game distracted me. Let’s go, Knicks!

The Knicks head to Chicago to take on the somehow undefeated Chicago Bulls. There is no way that the Bulls are this good (although, for their sake, it is nice that their #11 overall pick from last season is at least playing better now than he did last season), so hopefully the full-strength Knicks take […]

The Knicks head to Milwaukee to take on Giannis and a bunch of flotsam and jetsom, who are somehow 2-1, just like the Knicks. It sure would be nice to beat these guys so badly that Giannis pushes them to trade him to the Knicks, like, next week. Mitch is still out, and that is […]

The Knicks head to Miami to take on the new look Miami Heat (by “new look,” I, of course, mean the “Totally jumbled up mess of a lineup Miami Heat”). This is the Knicks’ first road game, so it’s a test in that regard, but otherwise, this Heat team is a mess (although they did […]

The Knicks host the new-look (as in “they look a lot shittier”) Celtics at the Garden, with a perfect opportunity to go from 0-8 against the Cavs and Celtics last season to 2-0 against them this season! Let’s go, Knicks! Feeling great about 58!