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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Wizards – Did I Ever Win?

The Knicks take on the worst team in the NBA in a game that they obviously absolutely have to win, and, I assume, they will win. Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan tune is “Workingman’s Blues #2” from Modern Times.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hornets – Charlotte’s a Harlot

Stupid early game. Let’s go, Knicks! The song is “Soon After Midnight”

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Spurs – Texas Medicine

The Knicks get the cure for what ails them in this matchup against the San Antonio Spurs on the road, as the Spurs are hobbled by injuries, so this should be a solid win (granted, the Knicks have won three of their four most recent games, so they’re not really ailing, per se, but you […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Heat – Father of Heat

The Knicks take on the hilariously shitty Miami Heat tonight, in a fun game where hopefully the Knicks get to beat up on the Heat (they can “son” them hopefully, hence the title, Father of Heat), and hopefully none of the dirty Heat players try to injure any of the current Knicks. Isn’t it funny […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Warriors – Take me Down to California, Baby

The Knicks have a chance to get back to 20 games over .500 with a big statement game against the new-look Warriors in San Francisco. This one will be tough, but the Knicks are bound to win one of these, right? Just by luck more than anything, the other teams are bound to have offdays. […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Trailblazers -If Tonight was not a Crooked Trail

The Knicks head to Portland to hopefully stomp the surprisingly feisty Trailblazers. Minutes-gate kicked into high gear tonight. Let’s hope Mikal survives the experience! Let’s go, Knicks! Today’s song is the excellent “Tomorrow is a Long Time,” one of the tunes Timothee Chalamet performed on SNL.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Kings – You’ll be King if Dogs Run Free

The Kings have one of the weirdest ass lineups in the NBA. The Knicks really need to win this one to show that they can win without Brunson. Let’s go, Knicks! The Dylan song is, of course, “If Dogs Run Free,” a fascinating beat jazz tribute song from New Morning.

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Clippers – Pointless Knowledge

From “Tombstone Blues,” one of the songs depicted in the recent biopic, A Complete Unknown, this line denotes that we will gain knowledge of how the Knicks will operate without their point guard. Luckily, he didn’t break his ankle, but they said he’ll be reevaluated in two weeks, and, well, thats certainly scary sounding. Plus, […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Lakers – Forever Young

I hate using a Dylan song to compliment a Knick opponent, but I couldn’t find a good song to talk about how fucking lucky the Lakers are (to get Luka for basically nothing, and right before Anthony Davis got his annual major injury), so instead, I’m going to have to pay a compliment to how […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Warriors – Hard Time in New York Town

“Hard Time in New York” is a song about people having a hard time coming to New York from other parts of the country, and Dylan even specifies San Francisco. So, well, let’s hope that the Warriors have a hard time in New York Town! Let’s go, Knicks!