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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Magic: Screw You, In-Season Tournament

The Knicks BEAT these guys, and now have to go on the ROAD to play them because they lost in the Cup? Make that make sense, NBA! At least the Magic suck right now, so that should help the Knicks get a win to shut the critics up. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Raptors: They Can’t Stand On Guard Against These Knicks

The Knicks travel to a foreign country to take on a team of dinosaur enthusiasts on tonight’s episode of Thibs and the Gang. Karl-Anthony Towns is back playing for the Knicks tonight, so you know what that means, bad news for the Raptors! Let’s go, Knicks! 54 40 or fight wasn’t great, but 58-24 is […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pistons – Detroit Considering Signing Elfrid Payton to IMPROVE Its Team

That’s just hilarious. Please just kick their ass early enough that Thibs can rest some dudes. Things are looking great for winning 58! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Hornets – Don’t Let These Hustlebunnies Hang Around

The Knicks get a rematch of what was almost their worst loss of the season, but instead, the Knicks followed up that close victory with a demolishing of the Orlando Magic, and now they will hopefully crush the Hornets, as well. Let’s go, Knicks! I wouldn’t hate them winning 58!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Magic – Time to Win This Stupid Cup!

Time to make the second round of this dumb tournament! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pelicans – The Magical 20-Game Mark

The Knicks finished a weird ass road trip, and now take on the Pellies at home. This is the Knicks’ 20th game, the magical moment when you are allowed to have a take on the team. Let’s hope it is a win! Let’s go, Knicks! Winning two straight is the start for 58!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hornets – Black Friday Discount – 60% Off the Hornets Rotation

The Knicks take on the Hornets’ D-League team due to a slew of injuries, and since the Hornets sucked before the injuries, this is a really bad Hornets team today. So that’s nice for the Knicks. Perhaps Thibs will even give some of his starters more of a rest (I know, I know, it’s Black […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Mavericks – Thanks for Brunson, Mavs!

As we prepare to celebrate Thanksgiving, let us all say our thanks to Mark Cuban for being such a complete moron that he strung Jalen Brunson along when the dude was begging to sign him long term for, like, $9 million a year or some shit. Cuban was, like, “Yeah, but if I sign him […]

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Nuggets – An Early Statement Game?

It’s still early, of course, but it sure would be nice to see how the Knicks handle someone like Jokic. The Knicks have played the Nuggets tough in recent years, so hopefully they do well. Glad that Towns is playing. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2024-25 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz – Suck It, Ainge!

There’s no real animus between the Knicks and the Jazz, so I will settle for them beating Danny Ainge’s team. Now…will that just help Ainge tank? Yes, but…well…it still feels good to beat Danny Ainge! So let’s go, Knicks! I am feeling great about 58!