The Knicks head to Cleveland for the first time since they swept them in the Eastern Conference Finals last year. The Cavs really haven’t even improved themselves this offseason, so this should be another Knicks win to get them over .500. Let’s go, Knicks!
Category: Game Thread
The Knicks get another shitty opponent to help them get right with their early struggles. As I have noted repeatedly, I am not concerned at all by their early struggles, but at the same time, they might as well stop struggling now. Let’s go, Knicks!
The 2-4 Knicks host the 1-5 Nets in a battle of two struggling New York teams, but, well, come on, obviously the Knicks are in an entirely different league than the Nets. The Nets suck, while the Knicks will be right in the mix for the NBA Finals. They just need to get their shit […]
The Philadelphia 76ers have one of the best starting lineups in the NBA, but they also have basically zero depth, so any injuries to their starters really fuck them, and Jaylen Brown is out tonight, so that’s good for the Knicks as the NBA Cup begins. Let’s go, Knicks! Back to .500, and then on […]
The Knicks head to Chicago for one more cup of coffee, which, in the case of this extremely strained metaphor, means one more win to their win total, which would put them right back on track for my 58 win prediction. The Bulls are a fucking MESS, man. Let’s go, Knicks!
It is STRIKING how little of a shit I give that the Knicks are 0-3. It is absolutely meaningless. But, at the same time, sure, I’d prefer they be 1-3 after tonight than 0-4. So, how about you do that, Knicks, huh? Let’s go, Knicks!
The Knicks have too much of nothing, as they still have zero wins after two games. The Spurs are also 0-2. People are trying to make it seem like that matters. It does not. The Knicks will be fine. Their owner is a piece of shit who deserves every negative thing anyone ever says about […]
The Knicks head to Boston to take on the Boston Celtics, and everyone’s old friend, Mitchell Robinson, with the intent to make sure that it is the Celtics who end tonight 0-2 and not the Knicks. Let’s go, Knicks! Let’s hope that the Knicks Knecht with another championship this season!
After a long, and mostly annoying, offseason, the WORLD CHAMPION New York Knicks are back to play a new season, their first season as the defending champions in over 50 years. I am feeling really great about this team right now, and I am once again predicting 58 wins, but only because the rest of […]
I don’t remember ever doing game threads for preseason games, and I definitely wasn’t going to do a game thread for that game the other day when the Knicks didn’t even send a full team to play Toronto, but fine, let’s send the Knicks out of the preseason with one final game thread! I saw […]