Allan Houston lining up for promotion in Knicks front office shakeup: source

From Stefan Bondy: As Leon Rose prepares for his imminent takeover, Garden constant Allan Houston has emerged as a candidate for a front office promotion, a league source told the Daily News. The former All-Star, 48, is currently the GM of the G-League affiliate in Westchester and has been a Knicks executive since 2008, surviving […]

2019-20 Game Thread: The Super Cool, Rebranded Knicks vs. The Loser, 1997-Branded Wizards

“We don’t want to remind people of shooting deaths!” Boo! That’s so 1997 branding, Wizards! Be like the Knicks! They have a marketing guru! The dude’s a freakin’ GURU! And the Bureau of Guru-ing is a really serious deal. You have to work at that licensing. You can’t just put on an expensive T-Shirt and […]

Knicks Continue to Perpetuate “LOLKnicks” By Disavowing Steve Stoute’s First Take Interview

The Knicks’ official PR account released the following statement: That’s such a massive self-own. I love that Stoute’s response is not even to REALLY apologize, but to just note that he inadverently insinuated something. That’s not an apology! That’s not even “I was wrong in what I said!” That’s just, to quote the Simpsons… It’s […]

NBC Sports: Steve Stoute: Raptors ‘brought in Drake to bring that thing. The New York Knicks brought in me’

From NBC Sports’ Dan Feldman, a collection of some of the dumbest moments from Steve Stoute’s disastrous outing on ESPN’S First Take (he also has a link to the video, so you can see Stoute flop sweat through the awfulness)… The biggest thing is getting free agents and players to know that this is a […]

2019-20 Game Thread: Knicks @ Hawks – 10th Seed, Here We Come!

“Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent… Welcome once again, O Great Sage… I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They’ve been kept […]

2019-20 Game Thread: Knicks @ Pistons

The push for the #10 seed continues as the Knicks pursue their fourth win in a row against the Detroit Pistons, who recently gave away Andre Drummond for a half-eaten ham sandwich! Let’s go? Knicks!

2019-20 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Magic: I Wish We Could Make Dolan Disappear

Alakazam! Today was partially a good day, as the Knicks got a fine return on Marcus Morris. It was also partially a bizarre day, as Dolan decided that he couldn’t wait until the season was over to hire a new team president. Typically, if you’re available to become team president in the middle of the […]

Knicks Trade Marcus Morris to Los Angeles Clippers

Ian Begley has the trade return. The Knicks get Moe Harkless, the Clippers’ 2020 first rounder, the Pistons’ 2021 second rounder, the draft rights to Issuf Sanon and the right to swap first rounders next year with the Clippers (that does not include the Mavericks pick that the Knicks own, so I’m sure the Clippers […]

Woj Bomb: Knicks, Tired of Being Made Fun of For Letting CAA Run Team, Decide to Let CAA Run Team

Woj reports that the Knicks will be naming CAA super-agent Leon Rose as their next president. This was a terrible process. This was handled about as poorly as you could handle things. This was way too rushed. The whole thing is very embarrassing for the Knicks… Buuuuut…I could see it working out. We saw CAA […]

Sportsnet.Ca: Knicks report a sign Ujiri’s time with Raptors could be winding down

Raptors reporter Michael Grange has some interesting thoughts: Mills, the longtime lackey of Dolan, got the boot Tuesday morning after having traded Kristaps Porzingis for pennies on the dollar and cap room a year ago, and failing to use that cap room to sign – or even meet with – any significant free agents this […]