The Knicks host the Utah Jazz on Sunday at the Garden for a must-lose game. I assume Thibs will win this won with a 7-man rotation and the quest for the 10th seed will continue! Let’s go!
Author: Brian Cronin
The Wizards lost to the Trailblazers, who are terrible, so it’s hard to imagine that the Knicks will lose to these guys. Nice to see KP! Let’s go!
The Knicks host the putrid Portland Trailblazers, who have conveniently discovered a number of injuries to their better players in time to try to get into the best draft position (what a weird idea). We all knew that Thibs wasn’t getting fired, but now we know he’s definitely not getting fired. Ah well, I guess […]
The drive for the automatic win on the way to the 10th seed and an eight-year contract extension for Thibs continues today with the Kyrie-less Nets! Let’s do…SOMETHING!
The Knicks head to Memphis for their guaranteed fourth straight win and, I assume, a contract extension for Thibs after the game. Seven more years, maybe? Let’s go to team! Not this team, but some generic concept of team.
The winning streak inevitably continues in Dallas. Hopefully Brunson sucks so he costs less.
The Knicks head to Sacramento to take on the moronic Kings for the start of a winning streak. Blech. Also, fuck you, Atlanta (to be fair, maybe the Pistons aren’t that bad anymore). Let’s go to the go-go.
The Knicks head to Los Angeles for probably their best chance at actually getting a win against a mediocre Clippers team (playing without their star players Kawhi Leonard and Paul George). So I figure they win this one, but hopefully they don’t! Elimination Number for Knicks/Hornets – 13 Elimination Number for Knicks/Hawks – 14 Let’s […]
The Knicks head to Phoenix to take on the Suns, who are playing without both of their All Stars, Chris Paul and Devin Booker. This is some last years’ Knicks-esque luck, so I’m a-feared that this will be a win. The Knicks will be without Obi Toppin, so I guess Alec Burks will have to […]
The Knicks head to Philadelphia for the second night of their home and home matchup. Amazingly, the Knicks actually have a winning record against the Sixers so far this season, so I wouldn’t be surprised if these assholes pull this one out. Hopefully there will be less than 75 foul shots in this game. Let’s […]