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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Warriors

The Knicks head to the Bay to take on the defending NBA Champions, who have been playing very sporadically lately, with Klay Thompson, in particular, looking like he just fell off a cliff, production-wise. So there is a very good chance that the Knicks could start this West Coast trip 3-0! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Nuggets, Sans the Two-Time MVP

The “We’re never going to get rid of Thibs” tour continues with a certain win against the Denver Nuggets without their star player, Nikola Jokic. Let’s go, Knicks!

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Jazz, Who Are Asking the Knicks, ‘Oh, is being good hard?’

The Knicks head to Utah to take on the Jazz, who are hilariously better than the Knicks despite trying NOT to be, while the Knicks are bad while trying to be good. That’s pretty darn funny. Anyhow, the bloom must eventually come off of the rose for the Jazz’s miracle season, so I am assuming […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. OKC Thunder and Future Knick, SGA

The Knicks host their future star player, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, on this Sunday matinee game, along with SGA’s soon-to-be-former team, the Oklahoma City Thunder, as soon as Sam Presti convinces the Knicks to give him all of their first round picks in perpetuity (okay, for as long as they’re allowed to give them. Thank you, Ted […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Pistons – At Least Detroit Doesn’t Shoot Threes Well

The Knicks somehow are hosting the shitty Detroit Pistons for the second time in the first twelve games. That’s weird scheduling, right? The Pistons have been playing a bit better than their awful first meeting against the Knicks, but they still don’t shoot well and they don’t play a ton of defense, so this should […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Stupid Nets – How “Cool” Are the Nets Now, KD?

The Knicks head to stupid Brooklyn to take on the stupid Nets and their stupid superstar player, Kevin Durant, who hilariously is probably miserable with the Nets right now, as his stupid fellow superstar, Kyrie Irving, is suspended due to an inability to say “The Holocaust was not faked by Bill Gates and Michelle Obama,” […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Timberwolves, Thibs’ Revenge Game

The Knicks head to Minnesota to take on Thibs’ last team, the Minnesota Timberwolves, who are struggling with their offense with pairing Towns and Gobert in the middle and weak outside shooting. Grimes and Mitch are both out again, so hopefully Cam Reddish plays well again in the starting lineup. Jericho Sims with the surprise […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks and Celtic-Killer, Evan Fournier vs. Celtics

The Knicks host the Celtics in a game that the Knicks are obviously going to win, to lock in Thibs remaining the coach for the rest of the season. That’s how these things work. Lock it down. Knicks probably win by, like, 10. How’s the win prediction going? Feeling better about it! Mitch is out […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks @ Sixers – Quentin Grimes Is Starting, People! This is Not a Drill!

The Knicks head to Philadelphia to take on the Sixers, a game after Philly discovered that James Harden will be out for a month with a tendon injury in his foot. Joel Embiid is also OUT tonight. The Sixers’ lineup will be: Tyrese Maxey De’Anthony Melton Montrezl Harrell Tobias Harris PJ Tucker Expect Maxey to […]

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2022-23 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Hawks, Quentin Grimes’ Home Opener!

The Knicks host the Atlanta Hawks as they welcome Quentin Grimes back. I find it hard to believe, though, that Grimes will play much, as he has missed so much time that he’s unlikely in game shape just yet. Still, great to have him back! It is always fun when the Knicks beat the Hawks […]