New York Knicks 80 Final Recap | Box Score 93 Los Angeles Clippers Kenyon Martin, PF 24 MIN | 3-3 FG | 0-0 FT | 7 REB | 5 AST | 1 STL | 0 BLK | 0 TO | 6 PTS | +17 Kenyon did what he’s supposed to do: rebound, play some defense, dole out some hard fouls, then give that Kenyon smirk at the player he just clobbered. Andrea Bargnani, PF 39 MIN | 8-18 FG | 4-4 FT | 10 REB | 1 AST | 0 STL | 4 BLK | 0 TO | 20 PTS …continue reading

Well, this game should be fun. The Knicks travel to Los Angeles to take on the 10-5 Clippers, a bucket-getting juggernaut that ranks 2nd in the league in offensive efficiency. The Clips have high-fliers (Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan), sharpshooters (J.J. Redick, Jared Dudley, Jamal Crawford), and the best point guard in the world (Chris Paul). It’s not hard to foresee trouble for our beloved Knicks, who rank 28th in defensive efficiency and seem confused with how to defend the NBA’s latest newfangled craze, a play these nutty kids are calling  the “pick-and-roll.” For some insight on the Clips, Fred …continue reading

[New York Times] Trail Blazers 102, Knicks 91: Knicks Drop Sixth Straight, Falling in Portland (Tue, 26 Nov 2013 07:53:42 GMT) The Trail Blazers took an early 22-point lead and responded to every run from the Knicks, who were led by Carmelo Anthony’s 34 points and 15 rebounds.     [New York Times] Blazers Beat Knicks 102-91 for 11th Straight Win (Tue, 26 Nov 2013 06:42:31 GMT) LaMarcus Aldridge believes the key to the Trail Blazers’ early success this season is chemistry.     [New York Times] Roundup: Lakers Finalize Deal With Bryant With Eye on 2014 Free Agents (Tue, 26 Nov 2013 05:20:26 …continue reading

Play along at home! This [A PART OF THE DAY], the Knicks suffered a ["Frustrating"/"Embarrassing"] loss at the hands of [NBA TEAM].  A rough start, characterized by [Choose at least three of "Poor shooting," "Lackluster interior defense," "A lack of ball movement," "Inability to protect the defensive glass," "Turnovers and fouls"] saw the Knicks fall behind by [NUMBER BETWEEN 8 AND 25].  The bench provided ["little"/"no]” help, as JR Smith’s performance was ["uneven"/"total dogshit"] and interior muscle was provided by ["nobody"/"absolutely nobody"]. In the ["second"/"third"/"fourth"/"imaginary non-existent"] quarter, Carmelo helped make up some of the deficit through a nice stretch of …continue reading