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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Bulls, Season Ender Opener, which is not a thing at all

Oh man, these dudes are really going to win fifty fucking games. Can you even BELIEVE that shit? I know we all went through the 2012-13 team winning 54 games, but A. That was the peak level of that team from a talent standpoint, while this team is going to win 50 while missing Randle, […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Nets, Penultimate Opener, which isn’t a thing

The Knicks host the Nets in a must-win game if the Knicks want to win 50 games, and, well, come on, that would be fucking awesome, so let’s hope that they do that. Let’s go, Knicks! Me and you on the way to #2!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Celtics, Let’s Get 50 Opener, which is still a thing

It is time for the Knicks to make another statement and beat the Celtics at home to… A. Keep 50 wins alive B. Keep #2 seed alive C. Put some doubt in the Celtics’ minds and, perhaps most importantly… D. Beat the stupid fucking Celtics Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Bulls, Revenge Game Opener, which is kind of a thing

After an outstanding victory in Milwaukee against the Bucks, the Knicks head to Chicago to take revenge on the Bulls for beating them the other day. This should be a fun one! All the way through to the number two! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Bucks, #3 Seed In Play Opener, which is still a thing

Due to the Cavs blowing a big lead, the Knicks can move into the third seed by winning tonight! So, you know, let us hope that that happens! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Bulls, OG is Back Opener, which is kind of a thing

Mitch coming back made me so very happy, but let’s be honest, Mitch is only kind of sort of back, as he still has a messed up ankle. So while it makes me personally so happy to see Mitch back, game-wise, it’s not that big of a deal. However, OG coming back changes everything. He […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Kings, Post-Randle Opener, which is sadly a thing

The Knicks host the reeling Kings in a game after learning the sad news that Julius Randle will be out for the rest of the season. The Kings, as noted, are dealing with a lot of injuries themselves (though not to as important players), so this is a game that the Knicks really, really need […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks @ Heat, April Opener, which is not a thing

The Knicks head to Miami to take on the Miami Heat in a relatively big game for the Knicks. If the Knicks want to win 50 games, they really need to win tonight. If the Knicks want to knock the Heat out of any possibility of passing them in the standings (which is highly unlikely […]

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2023-24 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Thunder, Easter Opener, which is kind of a thing

Sorry, folks, this one is not my fault, honest! My phone wasn’t working. The Knicks currently lead, let’s hope it stands! Let’s go, Knicks!

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2023-24 Game Thread Knicks @ Raptors: MITCH IS BACK OMG OPENER, which is so amazing

Mitch is back, and I am so beyond happy. They need to win the game and all (and they should win the game), but Mitch is back is so amazing and it makes me very happy. Let’s go, Mitch! Oh, and let’s go, Knicks, as well!