“Jim broke the family remote in ‘94 when they lost in the Finals to the Rockets. For reference.” A pertinent reference, to be sure. Dave and I had just been added to a group thread for our imminent brother-in-law’s bachelor party, to be held on Cape Cod the weekend of June 12. Kehl, the groom’s […]
At least we know who to blame. Dude was booed ruthlessly during the national anthem. THAT shit will be remembered forever. The other who: The refs, man. It’s a clown show right now. That the whistle wasn’t as egregious as Game 2’s doesn’t mean it wasn’t a joke. It was very much a joke! We […]
To borrow a wise man’s word: Breathe. Breathe again. If you have a blood pressure monitor handy, just take a second and see what’s up. For your peace of mind and mine. Good. Now breathe again. And again. That’s just a little blood! Don’t worry. It’s fine. A little blood on the breath never hurt […]
I was 17 when the Knicks marched heroic but hobbled into the ’99 Finals, following a bone-smashing triumph over the Corn Field Fuckfaces, our brave Achilles felled yet spirits strangely high off the fumes of a four-point mega-miracle that frankly feels in hindsight like the single-most passive-aggressive gift god ever bestowed upon a team and […]