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Monday, November 24, 2014

Game thread and Eulogy: Knicks v. Nuggets

Next to nobody is going to read this.  And that is probably a good thing because besides the fact that it is written by easily the least talented member of the staff, there really isn’t anything a Knick fan is going to want to see here. To the old site vets who know better than to waste your time, good call.  To any newbies or optimists, you have been warned. Still here? Okay then. I’ve looked at the schedule and concluded that we are doomed.  Including this Sunday matinee the Knicks have 24 games left until the end of the …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.16)

[New York Daily News] Isola: Knicks should fear Spurs’ interest in Marc Gasol (Sun, 16 Nov 2014 01:35:30 GMT) Phil Jackson has made a career out of taking pot shots at the San Antonio Spurs so even if the Knicks president doesn’t respect Greg Popovich’s club he should fear them. [New York Daily News] Iman Shumpert: No finger-pointing on Knicks like last season (Sun, 16 Nov 2014 01:34:40 GMT) Derek Fisher had a couple of interesting things to say this week, even before his animated “that’s New York City” speech in which he gushed about his team’s effort following the …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.15)

[New York Daily News] Melo hits clutch 3, but Jazz buzzer-beater sinks Knicks (Sat, 15 Nov 2014 06:36:37 GMT) The second-lowest scoring team in the NBA was without two of its top three offensive players before even one minute had elapsed. And even Carmelo Anthony’s first true scoring explosion of the season went for naught. [New York Daily News] Bondy: Derek is Fishing deep to find any Knicks positives (Sat, 15 Nov 2014 06:28:40 GMT) It’s part of the job description, maybe, written into the contract. There comes a time in the life of every frustrated-as-hell coach when he must …continue reading

Game Preview and Thread: Knicks vs. Jazz

So this jumbled, ragtag collection of Knickerbockers have burped their way to six straight losses. Le sigh. They’ll be looking to buck that trend in the upcoming five-game stint against 2014 lottery teams (unless, you know, you’re down with the whole Hinkie-ing thing). There are two more supposedly soft tussles on tap in their four-game home stand, starting with the friendly fellows from the Mormon State tonight. Friday night Knicks, y’all. Save for a certain rookie coach’s eerily Woodson-ian, shaky lineups, it’s tough to get truly pissed at macro issues at this juncture. Thankfully, Ben Dowsett of Salt City Hoops (along with Hardwood Paroxysm, Nylon Calculus, …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.14)

[New York Times] Warriors 107, Nets 99: Klay Thompson Leads Warriors Past Nets (Fri, 14 Nov 2014 07:06:09 GMT) Thompson had 25 points as hot-shooting Golden State handed the Nets their second straight loss to open a three-game trip. [New York Times] Warriors Snap 2-Game Skid, Beat Nets 107-99 (Fri, 14 Nov 2014 06:33:53 GMT) Klay Thompson scored 25 points, Draymond Green had 17 points, eight rebounds and seven assists, and the Golden State Warriors snapped a two-game losing streak by beating the Brooklyn Nets 107-99 on Thursday night. [New York Times] Sports Briefing | Pro Basketball: N.B.A. Will Expand …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2014.11.13)

[New York Times] Wall’s 27 Points Lead Wizards Over Pistons 107-103 (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 09:24:47 GMT) After the first quarter Wednesday night, Detroit guard Brandon Jennings had 16 points and the Washington Wizards trailed by 10. [New York Times] Wall’s 27 Points Lead Wizards Over Pistons 107-103 (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 09:21:54 GMT) John Wall had 27 points and 11 assists as the Washington Wizards pulled out a 107-103 win over the Detroit Pistons on Wednesday night. [New York Times] Howard Scores 22, Rockets Beat T-Wolves in Mexico (Thu, 13 Nov 2014 07:07:03 GMT) Feeling better after missing his …continue reading

Magic 97, Knicks 95

Orlando Magic 97 Final Recap | Box Score 95 New York Knicks I’m not in a grading frame of mind tonight, so we’re going to kick it old school. One man, in a world…with a keyboard and a bucketful of #feels—none of them particularly pleasing or fun—about the Knicks, rantin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ to all his virtual pals. So yes, a loss, which is pretty much par for the course, The bulk of the chatter around the Knicksian water cooler tomorrow will be about the last play, and whether J.R. was even paying attention to the best-laid plans of …continue reading