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Friday, September 4, 2015

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Knicks Release Schedule, We Predict Future Events

The New York Knicks have released their schedule for the 2016 season. Using our crystal ball, slide ruler, and a children’s joke book, we’ve predicted a few future events. We’re pretty confident all of these will occur. 10/27: Porzingis shows up early, as Derek Fisher tells the rookie he’ll be starting on opening day. Porzingis spends hours pre-game working on various aspects of his game. He receives a call from his coach at 7:45pm, telling him that he’s been duped and opening day is really tomorrow. Fisher also tells him to show up in a tuxedo with a bag of …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2015.08.16)

[New York Times] Shock 81, Liberty 76: Liberty Tumble as the Shock End a Slump (Sun, 16 Aug 2015 02:37:48 GMT) Odyssey Sims scored 27 points for Tulsa as it ended a 10-game losing streak. Brittany Boyd led the Liberty with 22 points, and Tina Charles added 13 in the loss.

Knicks Morning News (2015.08.14)

[New York Daily News] Friends Carmelo, LeBron could make history if they win gold (Fri, 14 Aug 2015 04:38:02 GMT) The first time Carmelo Anthony met LeBron James they were both in high school, two blue chippers familiar in name and legend. [ESPN.com – New York Knicks] Friedell: Players buying into Team USA's culture (Fri, 14 Aug 2015 02:17:56 EST) Friedell: Players buying into Team USA's culture [New York Times] NBA, Referees’ Union Reach Deal on 7-Year CBA (Fri, 14 Aug 2015 00:29:21 GMT) The NBA and the National Basketball Referees Association agreed to a seven-year collective bargaining agreement Thursday, …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2015.08.13)

[New York Post] Jim Boeheim: I still think Carmelo should’ve picked Bulls, not Knicks (Thu, 13 Aug 2015 04:04:25 -0400) LAS VEGAS — Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim is sticking to his guns: Chicago was Carmelo Anthony's kind of town. Boeheim, a U.S. Olympic Team assistant coach, said at Wednesday's mini-camp… [New York Daily News] Melo convinced Knicks had ‘big chance’ to land Aldridge (Thu, 13 Aug 2015 02:48:40 GMT) After recruiting LaMarcus Aldridge over the summer, Carmelo Anthony felt the Knicks had “a big chance” to land one of the top free agents. [New York Daily News] NBA all but …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2015.08.12)

[New York Times] Sports Briefing | Pro Basketball: Flip Saunders Has Cancer (Wed, 12 Aug 2015 03:29:40 GMT) Saunders, the Minnesota Timberwolves’ president and coach, said that he was being treated for Hodgkin’s lymphoma, and that his doctors considered it “very treatable and curable.” [New York Times] Carmelo Anthony Takes Step in Test of Knee (Wed, 12 Aug 2015 02:07:42 GMT) Taking part in a light, noncontact workout with U.S.A. Basketball, was a small but noteworthy step for Anthony, who has not played basketball since February, when he underwent surgery to repair a damaged tendon in his left knee. [New …continue reading