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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Author: Kevin Udwary

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What If… With the 4th Pick The Knicks Draft: Mario Hezonja

With the order of the draft being settled, the writers of KnickerBlogger thought we’d go over the possible outcomes. But since we were whipping out the ol’ Crystal Ball, we decided to go a little past June & see what fate possibly has to offer… 2015 Draft Order 1 MIN Karl-Anthony Towns 2 LAL Emmanual Mudiay 3 PHI D’Angelo Russell 4 NYK Mario Hezonja What happened on Draft Day 2015 Leading up to the draft the buzz that the Lakers were looking hard at picking a swing man, rather than a big, was getting louder and louder. On draft day, …continue reading

Pre-Bucks 120, Pre-Knicks 107

there is one thing I’ve learned in my brief time as a mild mannered #sporps blogger for a major metropolitan website, it’s that you can make very precise and incredibly accurate predictions from one preseason game. In fact, I started writing these predictions down after just the first quarter, due to my keen, well-honed powers of observation. Prepare yourself for some takes so ridiculously hot and heavy that they can fuse hydrogen atoms. They may melted yer eyeballs, so make sure you’ve got a home eye wash station installed. All ready? Roll the ugliness… HOT TAKES 1. The Knicks defense …continue reading

Recap: Knicks 100, Bulls 89

Chicago Bulls 89 Final Recap | Box Score 100 New York Knicks With a surprising win over the Heat yesterday, the Atlanta Hawks mercifully euthanized the Knicks’ playoff lives, rendering this game meaningless. Seeing as how this Knicks season was as surreal as the best of Buñuel, the Knicks would win this pointless match by double digits. Being the main director of this absurd season, Woodson felt like the future of the Knicks would be best served by playing Shumpert, Amare, Chandler and Felton each over 30 minutes in this game that has no bearing on anything at all, rather …continue reading

Recap: Knicks 116 Celtics 92

Tonight, the answer to all of the Knicks season long struggles received an answer in the form of a Minnesota born titan. With legs like twin Sequoias and arms as strong as tempered steel, this behemoth imposed his will on the mortal men that dared to challenge his dominance. I am, of course, referring to Cole “The Animal” Aldrich. The only relief the Celtics would find tonight was when coach Woodson took pity on them and sat the most dominant big man in the universe on the bench. If this Knicks team wants any hope of making something of their …continue reading

Recap: Knicks 103, Warriors 126

What more is there to say about the Knicks at this point? Tonight they played against one of the best back courts in the league and were, predictably, burned again and again (a triple double by the end of the 3rd quarter for Steph Curry!!!!). The Knicks were never really in this game from the start, lost by a lot and a frustrated Tyson Chandler almost bit a dude’s head off right there in the middle of the court. So, rather than repeating what better writers have stated again and again, I decided to go a different direction. First, let’s …continue reading

Game Recap: Knicks 98, Hawks 107

New York Knicks 98 Final Recap | Box Score 107 Atlanta Hawks Four Things We Saw It’s been an eventful day for the Knicks. First Metta World Peace let it be known, through Twitter, that his agent was working on a buyout from the Knicks. Then, his brother Daniel Artest went off on the Knicks organization, calling Woodson a puppet and “trash as a coach”, calling Dolan “the worst owner in sports” and claiming that the Knicks PR team had him in their office to tell him that his tweets were a distraction. Soon after Metta announced he was seeking …continue reading

Game Recap: Knicks 98, Pelicans 91

New York Knicks 98 Final Recap | Box Score 91 New Orleans Pelicans Five Things We Saw The last game that I wrote a recap for was the overtime marathon with the Bucks, which contained that infamous Bargnani shot. It took over two months of recovery for me to once again volunteer to write a recap. This game was not nearly as traumatic. Thank you for that, Knicks. I’m going to get to the grades in a minute, but I have some other matters to discuss first. Have y’all been obsessing about every trade rumor that has come up the …continue reading