Phoenix beat the Knicks yesterday only by a little over a million points last night. Stephon Marbury decided to skip the game in order to not embarrass his former team. The Suns have been in a downward spiral since they traded Marbury to the Knicks in 2004. Isiah admitted that he didn’t know where Marbury was, and would be calling milk companies to help him locate the Knicks’ guard.
Meanwhile Steph was rumored to have hired Dave Chappelle as a “runaway advisor”. One anonymous member of the Marbury clan told a story of Steph donning his old Suns jersey and rooting for his former team. It’s likely that Marbury will be appearing on Oprah, but unlike Chappelle he won’t be defending himself. Defense has never been Stephon’s strength.