“A-a-a-are you a warrior? Killer? Slicin’ s*^% like a samurai. The Ol’ Northern Cali basketball…”
Did you think the Knicks 1st quarter was real? LULZ. There’s is no Dana, only Zuul. Melo played valiantly, and I was proud to see the Knickerfellas playing their tails off until the last buzzer, including Sasha Vujacic who was like a marine in a bad war movie, shouting, “Get some!!! Get some!!!!” as 1000s of enemies descend on him. Thanasis Antetokounmpo got a little hype and the Knicks left for the night, defeated and already moving on. Whaddaya gonna do?
The best moment of that game was Melo putting his hand on Curry’s forehead, just to leave a little love mark. That scar’s gonna win the NBA Finals MVP, so maybe we can kind of get our title by proxy.
The truth is, the Knicks played pretty sloppy basketball and the Warriors never play sloppy basketball. It could have been much worse had Curry gone Super Saiyan, but it was a swift and merciless killing in the second half anyway. Clyde compared the Warriors’ shooting to a video game, and I’m not sure he’s ever seen a video game played in person. I think he probably watched Tron once when a lady friend suggested it.
Aaaaaaanyway…..on to the next one.