I hereby proclaim the Eighteenth of December of every year as Derek Fisher Day. This holiday, also known as Fisherday, will mark the day that the Knicks’ coach not only started Cole Aldrich, but the one in which he played the “Compiler Of Lost Events” for 25 minutes and 34 seconds. By allowing C.O.L.E. to exist on the court for such a duration, he was rewarded with 10 rebounds and 13 points.
Henceforth this day shall be honored by spending 25 minutes and 34 seconds picking up all the discarded things in our lives. Observers can gather their dirty laundry, clean under their beds, or tidy up the garage for less than half an hour. By doing this, the celebrated will surely receive “points” in return from their loved ones, whether that be spouse, girlfriend, or mother.
A Festive Fisherday to you all!