Comments on: Knicks Morning News (2026.09.09)

By: Donnie Walsh

Donnie Walsh — Thu, 10 Sep 2026 05:41:01 +0000

Kyle Tucker earned his $$ today! Cranked a 37 MPH pitch by the 3rd-string-catcher-cum-pitcher 375 feet to pad a 13 run lead. Best $65,000,000 ever.

By: rama, purist of sloth

rama, purist of sloth — Thu, 10 Sep 2026 02:07:04 +0000

There are athletes who host SNL who turn out to be both incredibly loose and game for anything. Others are basically props whom the show has to work around. I suspect he’ll be the latter.

Agree. Josh would be something else entirely, but Jalen is at best a low-energy straight man.

By: geo

geo — Thu, 10 Sep 2026 00:17:04 +0000

I’ll tell ya, the young people these days…have no appreciation for the trials and tribulations we faced in the past…

when I was growing up it was high school football on fridays, college ball on saturdays and the nfl on sundays and mondays…

now it’s football all the time…

By: pepper

pepper — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 22:50:18 +0000

Article says:

never tested that high in those reading comprehension exams

By: Hubert

Hubert — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 22:45:19 +0000

Brunson and the Knicks going to the White House would make for a great skit, too.

By: Hubert

Hubert — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 22:33:27 +0000

George Steinbrenner hosted once, too. But Billy Martin did first, which probably pissed him off.

By: Raven is a Big Black Bird

Raven is a Big Black Bird — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 22:01:35 +0000

Article says:

The show has featured a number of sports tie-ins since it debuted in 1975, with such greats as Bill Russell, Deion Sanders, Derek Jeter, Charles Barkley, Peyton Manning, Travis Kelce and Tom Brady, among others, hosting.

By: vincoug

vincoug — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 21:32:25 +0000

Has there been any other big NY sports superstar to host? I’m guessing Jeter if there was….

The only other NY athlete I can remember hosting is Eli Manning.

By: BrunsonPeroneusLongus

BrunsonPeroneusLongus — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 21:31:35 +0000

I forget what it’s called but there’s a theory about how humans might actually be the only intelligent living species in the universe, and it goes something like this… by the time a species can develop the technology necessary to navigate and communicate with the deeper universe it’s also developed the technology to end its own existence, and the second one always happens first.

It is one of the precepts of the Drake Equation.

By: Director NYC

Director NYC — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 21:30:12 +0000

Next thing we find out Jose Alvarado and Big Bodega are being hired by Jamie Dimon as paid summer interns for the newly formed Chase Private Wealth LatinX division and Josh Hart gets a pernament role in Law and Order special victims where he drinks breast milk to help identify the perp.

Fuck them picks.