I haven’t watched a single Yankees game

Is it because you’ve been watching KPop Demon Hunters instead?

I haven’t watched a single Yankees game or even clicked on one article about baseball, and I bet I can describe them perfectly based on Brian Cashman’s track record:

– They’re a poorly managed, top-heavy team with a terrible bottom of the order.

– They’re among the league leaders in home runs and strike outs.

– They’re awful at base running and they commit too many errors.

– They started the year full of glaring holes and waited until the trade deadline to address them instead of doing it in the winter.

– Every player they just traded for came from a small market.

– They have a lot of highly touted prospects that aren’t producing bc they were never that good they just hyped them up as an excuse to not pay free agents.

How’d I do?

Pretty well, except for the prospects.

Dominguez is the overhyped one, but it is hard to criticize a 22 yr old that missed a year of development with COVID and last season with a UCL tear. Hitting .260 this season off 89 career MLB at bats is fine. He may not be Superman , but his bat will play.

Gil was rookie of the year in the AL last season and tore a Lat in the spring and missed the first 100 games this season. He and Cole being injured doomed the season before it started.

Will Warren and Ben Rice were B prospects and are playing thusly.

They have Jones ripping up AAA and 2 statically stud pitchers at AA, but everything else you wrote is pretty spot on.

I mean when you make 7 roster moves at the deadline, your roster isn’t up to snuff. They should have been sellers of Grisham, Bellinger and Goldschmidt.

– They’re a poorly managed, top-heavy team with a terrible bottom of the order.

– They’re among the league leaders in home runs and strike outs.

– They’re awful at base running and they commit too many errors.

– They started the year full of glaring holes and waited until the trade deadline to address them instead of doing it in the winter.

– Every player they just traded for came from a small market.

– They have a lot of highly touted prospects that aren’t producing bc they were never that good they just hyped them up as an excuse to not pay free agents.

How’d I do?

They’ve unleashed the hounds on Boone, finally.

AI will figure out Cancer and Alheizemer.

AI can’t do this. It can only summarize or imitate what’s been done. It won’t invent new drugs unless they are copycat drugs.