I’m not as good at recapping games as Max but I did just find out I passed the bar!

Congrats!

But RJ…man I can’t get over how ugly that was.
Null from long range
Victory in that loss, but RJ… Jesus.

Westbrook shoots layups like RJ.
AD shoots midrange shots like RJ
Westbrook also shoots threes like RJ.

Started forcing things like bad RJ of yore,
Welcome to the guild
The Maple Mamba routine is not working.
Can we sue Dolan for all our years of sorrow?

Lest I get accused of undue skepticism,
Make me think that RJ did exactly what he swore he wasn’t going to do
If he continues with this approach he’s not going to make it.
Start suing Dolan immediately

Westbrook shoots layups like RJ.
AD shoots midrange shots like RJ
Westbrook also shoots threes like RJ.

Lakers are dookie…
AD has returned…
Westbrook having a perfect shooting night…
This game is sooooo boring…
Westbrook might get traded tonight.

RJ last night it felt like a guy fixing his bayonet to attack a machine gun emplacement.
Apologies for the hackneyed similies.
But he skitters around like a bat with rabies

It seems my amygdala is fucking up the job
Concentration and comprehension
My frontal cortex is supposed to be doing…
Obviously it is an illusion,
the pin is approaching the bubble…
but for one night we had a burgeoning Pip.

So pulling a “cold hand,” unless he is sick
seems unmathematical
the Morant blatant foul on the chase down block
It’s littered with the carcasses of a lot of young players.

Thing that really bugs me about RJ
When he puts his head down
He was all head down
And damn the torpedoes

Westbrook shoots layups like RJ.
AD shoots midrange shots like RJ
Westbrook also shoots threes like RJ.

Last night didn’t drastically change my priors.
If I am serenading anyone it’s Jim Dolan and it’s not that song.

*(JUST LIKE RJ, by Max, Owen, JK, Bo, Raven, Z-Man, geo, Silky, and Noble Face Humper, esq.)*

I legit don’t get what the Lakers are doing. Like, how can you be so bad at putting shooters around Lebron? How could anyone in the world ever think that Russell Westbrook made sense on this team? And then they’ve somehow stuck with him for a SECOND horrible season? What is this team doing? Are they seriously saying, “Nah, nah, when Lebron is 39, then we’ll try to win”? This is pathetic. Anthony Davis is pathetic. The whole situation is pathetic. Except for Lebron. That dude is still amazing at thirty-fucking-eight years old. It’s bonkers how good he is and he is going to wilt on this pathetic piece of shit team.