Comments on: Knicks Morning News (2018.05.16)

By: Owen

Owen — Thu, 17 May 2018 14:04:37 +0000

I love you guys, solid work

By: Cock Jowles, #1 Purveyor of Wanton Chuckery

Cock Jowles, #1 Purveyor of Wanton Chuckery — Thu, 17 May 2018 05:26:24 +0000

Has anyone seen Carrot Top live? Need to know if he looks like he has a Friar’s Club-ready body.

By: rama, king of superfluous poppycock

rama, king of superfluous poppycock — Thu, 17 May 2018 04:58:46 +0000

Go ahead and joke about Carrot Top, but when he is part of a comedy line up, the gravity he creates for his fellow comics is real. With all the attention on him, it’s much easier for the other comics to get laughs.

By: Bruno Almeida

Bruno Almeida — Thu, 17 May 2018 04:41:39 +0000

The number of Carrot assists all his missed jokes create makes his teammates stats better, so there’s really no questioning his production.

By: BigBlueAL

BigBlueAL — Thu, 17 May 2018 03:43:33 +0000

What’s Kevin Hart’s WS/48??

By: JK47

JK47 — Thu, 17 May 2018 02:43:26 +0000

Carrot Top is a high volume joke creator. Sure, a lot of them miss, but that just creates more opportunities for other comics.

By: Grocer

Grocer — Thu, 17 May 2018 02:21:15 +0000

He does look like a rough rider tho

By: Grocer

Grocer — Thu, 17 May 2018 02:20:23 +0000

Damnit, I had a joke all lined up about how Pauli Shore is not an All-Star and Carrot Top just needs better teammates in his lineup to really breakthrough, but you’ve all ruined it with your stats. Watch the sets, nerds!

By: nicos

nicos — Thu, 17 May 2018 02:10:13 +0000

Carrot Top is actually the high WP guy- the one who’s really getting the most laughs while being ignored by the taste makers who pay big bucks to flashy auteurs like Louis C.K. when they could have been getting far more bang for their buck by hiring a grinder like Carrot Top.

By: ClashFan

ClashFan — Thu, 17 May 2018 02:06:44 +0000

Here’s the thing about Mudiay. Let’s say, in the unlikely event, that Fiz does get him to play better this year, say a lot better. Then what?

He’s going to want to get PAID. And the better he plays, the more he’s going to want.

Do you then risk giving him a big deal when his first good year is when he’s playing for his next contract? I guess you’d have to just in case he’s finally “arrived” as a player. But for the guy to be so out of shape and unwilling to play D last year, that’d be a huge risk.