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Monday, June 25, 2018

Worst Possible Names For MSG

The topic of stadium names came up the other day, albeit briefly. So I listed what I thought would be some of the worst possible “Corporate Sponsored” names for The Garden.

1. The Naked Cowboy Forum
2. I Paid $100M And All I Got Was These Lousy Naming Rights Arena
3. Anthony Weiner For Mayor Center
4. Prokhorov’s Garden
5. NRA Gun Fun Zone
6. 6 Train “SHOWWWW-TIME!!!!” Acrobatic Crew Arena
7. Cablevision Colosseum
8. Cheetah’s Forum
9. Like Candy Crush On Facebook Forum
10. JD & The Straight Shot Center

6 comments on “Worst Possible Names For MSG

  1. Kevin Udwary

    #4 would be hilarious. It makes me wonder, are there any NBA owners who’s company owns the naming rights to another teams stadium? Maybe we could have Prokhorov’s Garden and the Barclays could become Cablevision Stadium.

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