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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Knicks Sign Earl Barron

Sign All The Ex-Knicks!

From the MSG HQ:

NEW YORK, April 17, 2013 – New York Knickerbockers Executive Vice President, Basketball Operations and General Manager Glen Grunwald announced today that the team has signed center Earl Barron for the remainder of the season.

Barron, 7-0, 245-pounds, holds career averages of 4.9 points, on 37.5-percent shooting, and 3.6 rebounds over 14.7 minutes in 123 games (29 starts) over six seasons with Miami, New York, Phoenix, Milwaukee, Portland, Golden State and Washington. He last played in 11 games (one start) for Washington this season, averaging 2.5 points and 3.9 rebounds over 11.1 minutes, before being waived on Dec. 23.

The Clarksdale, MS-native, appeared in seven games (six starts) for New York in 2009-10, averaging 11.7 points and 11.0 rebounds over 33.1 minutes.

27 comments on “Knicks Sign Earl Barron

  1. RicanKnick

    Howard Eisley, Shandon Anderson, Travis Knight, Luc Longley, Jerome James, Maurice Tylor, Clarence Weatherspoon….And we sign Earl Barron??? C’mon man!!!!

  2. chrisk06811

    The last time we signed a big man we had a debate about whether or not he was Fugazzi, and it worked like a charm. Does anyone have any Earl Barron fake toughguy stories? Can you tell I just love using the word Fugazzi?

  3. yellowboy90

    I don’t care who they got just as long as they second year is not guaranteed.

    3 garbage contracts plus Novak my get you two decent players or one good player on a bad team. Make the Nuggets transition complete and get Afflalo. lol

  4. DRed

    Any chance we signed Q as a Jo-Jo English move? Be a real shame to see him and Pierce both get suspended. Yup, that would be a real shame. . .

  5. EB

    Well at least we started signing former knicks from this century. That said Oakley and Ewing would have been nice.

  6. The Honorable Cock Jowles

    er: the fact that some of those “experts” dont evenhave melo in their top 5 in MVP is disgraceful

    Why? There are more than four players who played better than he did this season.

    Also, I liked this: “Harden is the hirsute actualization of the precepts of NBA analytics.” Terribly overwritten sentence. Should have just read, “Harden is The Honorable Cock Jowles’s basketball wet dream.”

  7. er

    The Honorable Cock Jowles: Why? There are more than four players who played better than he did this season. Also, I liked this: “Harden is the hirsute actualization of the precepts of NBA analytics.” Terribly overwritten sentence. Should have just read, “Harden is The Honorable Cock Jowles’s basketball wet dream.”

    so how was harden better?

  8. KnickfaninNJ

    Does anyone know how they made roster space for him? And. An he actually play in the post season since he played for the Wizards this year?

  9. bocker84

    BUT WE ALREADY HAVE AN EARL!!! Oh god… this is bad… this is gonna be reaaaaaaaaalllll bad. Can you imagine a fight between these two over who gets the rights to be called the “One True Earl”? I can see it now… this has locker room cancer written all over it.

  10. MeloDrama

    er: so how was harden better?

    Yeah Harden was amazing, but I don’t know he was more valuable than Melo at all. Melo playing so much PF is such a huge lift for a team when it comes to spacing and creating a nightmare for a defense to matchup with … most teams had to choose whether to check him with a big guy that had to follow him 23 feet away from the bucket or a smaller man he could bully down low.

  11. Hubert Davis

    It’s hipster elitism applied to basketball. You’re cool if you like Harden and hate Melo. It means you get it and the masses don’t. Leave Melo off your top 5 and you’re a discerning critic with higher standards than others.

    At least that’s what they think. Really it just makes them not credible.

  12. d-mar

    According to reports I heard today, Atlanta fears Brooklyn much more than Indiana so that’s why they’re tanking these last few games.

    Doesn’t really make any sense to me.

  13. BigBlueAL

    Hey Im all for it, if the Hawks think they can beat the Pacers than by all means do it!!

  14. mr.JayP

    BigBlueAL:
    Hey Im all for it, if the Hawks think they can beat the Pacers than by all means do it!!

    LOL werd. make our lives easier…

  15. daaarn

    bocker84:
    BUT WE ALREADY HAVE AN EARL!!!Oh god… this is bad… this is gonna be reaaaaaaaaalllll bad.Can you imagine a fight between these two over who gets the rights to be called the “One True Earl”?I can see it now… this has locker room cancer written all over it.

    Wait, who’s the other Earl?

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