I know we’ve reached the point in the offseason when not much happens, but man, it just seems extra dreary, doesn’t it? You know it’s bad when Toni Kukoc’s retirement was the top story on Yahoo! NBA for literally FOUR DAYS IN A ROW! And the story that bumped it? The yooge news about Fred Hoiberg being hired to the Minnesota front office. I was driving when I heard the Hoiberg news and had to pull over to the side of the road as I was so stunned – that’s how yooge it was. Seriously, though, where are the NBA stories?! Please, someone help me! Share an interesting NBA story that’s going on right now! Anyone?