No Kenyon again tonight so the starters are… (Woodson voice)
“Let’s see, tried Timmy Jr., that didn’t work. Started STAT in the 2nd half v. Boston. I’m not a ‘stats’ guy, but that didn’t seem to work. Cole Aldrich is one of those union thugs so I can’t start him. Beno’s a PG and you can never have two of those at the same time or else the universe collapses. JR’s drunk. I can’t spell Toure’ so there’s no way to write his name on the whiteboard. Tyson’s still hurt, right Tyson? (Tyson nods). Welp, since there’s no one left on the roster, I guess it’s…”
Starters tonight against @cavs : Felton, Shumpert, Anthony, World Peace, Bargnani; Martin (sore left ankle) will not dress.
— NY_KnicksPR (@NY_KnicksPR) December 10, 2013
Prigs, you say? Pfft. Prigioni’s a fictional construct. Like Tinkerbell, once you stop believing, he ceases to exist. And as we can see from the above quote, Woodson’s developed a Memento-level case of short (and possibly long) term memory loss, so fair Pablo vanishes, in wisp of smoke that smells vaguely of seasoned Argentinian beef.
You know what to do. Go Knicks!