We had so much fun talking ‘Bockers-’Eat for Game 1, we decided to do it again!
In other, somewhat breaking news, Tyson — who “has been eating” for the first time in like five days — will start tonight, as will Baron Davis (sore back) and Landry Fields, who re-replaces Iman Shumpert at shooting guard.
Also, it’s apparently storming down in Miami, which clearly means the Gods hate the Heat and will hand us this game. That’s how this shit works.
Anyway, check out the 5-on-5, and let me know if you think I’m bat-guano-crazy.