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Superstar Power Play

July 27th, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

I have written before about how the NBA holds an unfair amount of power in comparison to the Players’ Association. Strict tampering rules, the collective bargaining agreement, and the NBA’s monopoly as the premiere professional basketball league give the NBA a technical advantage, and the brevity of the average players’ career along with many players’ [...]

The Turtle-Knicks

April 23rd, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

Aesop taught us when we were very small that the slow and steady tortoise can beat the hare. Have the Knicks been slow and steady in their improvement, or did they, like the hare, wait around, give only partial effort for half the season, assuming that all the other NBA teams were wearing half-shells? Many [...]

The Architect of Your Misery

March 19th, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

Fellow Citizens of Knick: The influence of our Great Leader is wide, but I have found safety from his agents in the small town of Tallahassee, Florida, five hundred miles from the nearest Dolan stronghold of Miami, where the watchful eye of Great Leader’s right hand man, Isiah Thomas, is everywhere. I write to you [...]

The Last of the Melo-hicans

February 29th, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

Once upon a time, in the midst of Melo hysteria, this blog seemed like the sole bastion of reason. Mike Kurylo argued on more than one occasion that we should temper our expectations, that while Melo could improve the team, whether he would and just how much he would was an open question (1, 2). [...]

2012 Game Preview: Knicks @ Raptors

February 14th, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

The “Quick Reaction” format premiered the last time we met the Raptors. It was in NYC, a five point loss, and in it, Mike Kurylo poetically promised us that: It’s not time to panic. Thomas B.’s response was, If I may quote the esteemed galactic Senator Jar Jar Binks: “Monsters out there, leaking in here. [...]

The Daily Lin: The Future of the Nation of D’Anmelarélinson

February 10th, 2012 by max fisher-cohen

There has been lots of talk of the regrets that previous GMs must be having now that Lin appears to be for real, yo. “How could a guy like this go undrafted?” “How could he have been waived by all thirty-six teams, including the Anchorage Yetis?” “Fire all the GMs!” Maybe the appropriate place to [...]

Clyde & Tommy, An APBRmetrics Sci-Fi Tale (Part II)

April 21st, 2011 by max fisher-cohen

Part II, The Script When the final horn echoes through the arena, Tommy Heinsohn only allows himself thirty seconds to savor the moment. He counts the seconds down, just as he’d counted down from 4.1 seconds to 0.6 seconds moments earlier, and in that time, the exponentiality of the curve of his smile grows larger [...]