Boston Celtics 89 Final Recap | Box Score 108 New York Knicks Kenyon Martin, PF 23 MIN | 1-2 FG | 1-3 FT | 4 REB | 2 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 2 TO | 3 PTS | +2 Kenyon left in the 2nd with a pulled abdominal muscle, (clearly incurred [...]

In honor of the ‘Bockers’ league-leading winning streak, it’s Magic 8 ball time! Will the Knicks win today’s game v. the Right Proper Bostonians? (Shake, shake)  ”All Signs Point To…” Fer Chrissakes, I can’t read this thing. The little cube isn’t floating to the surface anymore and the water’s gotten all muddy. And who broke [...]

Memphis Grizzlies 101 Final Recap | Box Score 108 New York Knicks Kenyon Martin, PF 26 MIN | 2-3 FG | 0-0 FT | 3 REB | 0 AST | 1 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 4 PTS | +10 A rather quiet night for the Knicks’ best big (That still feels [...]

Toronto Raptors 84 Final Recap | Box Score 110 New York Knicks Kenyon Martin, PF 27 MIN | 7-11 FG | 4-5 FT | 7 REB | 0 AST | 1 STL | 2 BLK | 1 TO | 18 PTS | +19 There was one particularly enjoyable sequence when Martin slapped the ball out [...]

New York Knicks 90 Final Recap | Box Score 105 Portland Trail Blazers Sigh. That one was fun for a while We’re ditching the grades tonight because it’s really late and I have to be up in about five hours, but I’ll try to use this free-form prose to properly describe our current state—a slow [...]

New York Knicks 63 Final Recap | Box Score 92 Golden State Warriors Mike Woodson (See Below) As you might expect, we’re not going to do grades. There’s really no need. Everyone ranged from “Putrid” to ‘Dear God! The children! Won’t somebody please think of the children!” J.R. got himself tossed rather than continue (Ok, [...]

Utah Jazz 84 Final Recap | Box Score 113 New York Knicks Kurt Thomas, PF 9 MIN | 2-4 FG | 0-0 FT | 0 REB | 1 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 0 TO | 4 PTS | +4 I wonder what Kurt Thomas thinks of the single-digit, fake-starter spurts he’s [...]