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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Author: Jim Cavan

Beyond his KnickerBlogger roots, Jim's work has appeared at, Grantland, The Classical, and the New York Times. He is currently working on a biography of Robert Silverman, entitled "Clownin' and Astoundin.'" Follow him on Twitter @JPCavan.

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Celtics 114, Knicks 73: Knickerblogger goes to Church

Boston Celtics 114 Final Recap | Box Score 73 New York Knicks Andrea Bargnani, PF 23 MIN | 1-7 FG | 0-0 FT | 3 REB | 0 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 1 TO | 2 PTS | -34 Andreuvius had come from the north, of fair skin and disposition, and of kind temperament. And the Malachites had taken great liking of his talents with the flute, and had built for the stranger a great fire, and a great many sheep and goats were given to him that they might be his charges. And the next …continue reading

Pelicans 103, Knicks 99

New Orleans Pelicans 103 Final Recap | Box Score 99 New York Knicks Kenyon Martin, PF 17 MIN | 0-2 FG | 0-0 FT | 3 REB | 2 AST | 3 STL | 3 BLK | 1 TO | 0 PTS | -10 Hell of an effort, old man! Way to bang with that dude with the unibrow! You know, Id have done the same thing on those Anderson threes – guy’s gotta miss sooner or later! With that weird ass hair patch thing he has going on? Shake it off, K-Mart. You’ve been around a long time and …continue reading

Pacers 103, Knicks 96

Indiana Pacers 103 Final Recap | Box Score 96 New York Knicks Kenyon Martin, PF 38 MIN | 3-8 FG | 0-2 FT | 9 REB | 2 AST | 1 STL | 2 BLK | 4 TO | 6 PTS | -6 Having K-Mart there to spark your early offense is a little like having your grandmother order you and your buddies the first round of tequila shots at a strip club: Incredibly weird and uncomfortable, BUT TOTALLY WELCOME! Once again, it was in the intangibles that K-Mart made his money: body-slamming Hibbert, delivering line-stepping sledgehammer fouls that only …continue reading

Knicks 95, Hawks 91

New York Knicks 95 Final Recap | Box Score 91 Atlanta Hawks Andrea Bargnani, PF 31 MIN | 8-15 FG | 2-2 FT | 11 REB | 2 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 1 TO | 20 PTS | +6 It’s a sad commentary on the state of Bargs’ Bocker tenure that watching him splay wildly out of bounds and slapping misses aimlessly to save possessions makes me moistest with glee. On defense, he was a train of propane tanks barreling into a fertilizer factory — Al Horford ran amok and the Hawk wings routinely had their …continue reading

Bobcats 102, Knicks 97

Editor’s Note: The following recap was originally written for ESPN’s Daily Dime. As such, it has been written in as professional manner as possible, and without much in the way of crude jokes and jabs. I hope you’re OK with that. There are few for whom the storied hardwood of Madison Square Garden has served as a more incendiary stage than Kemba Walker – UConn hero, Bronx native, bona fide Big East legend. He just never thought he’d be playing the role of World’s Greatest Villain. Buoyed by Walker’s 25 points, six assists, and five rebounds, the Bobcats outlasted the …continue reading

The New York Knicks Podcast: It Begins

Happy Friday! Jason and Marc, the two handsome proprietors of the New York Knicks Podcast, were kind enough to invite me aboard for a little banter and back-and-forth. So if your boss is giving you a hard time (It’s Friday! What a jerk!) and you just need to get away and listen to three dudes wax buffoonish about the Knicks for a while, tune on in. We have a lot of fun. Mostly at Bargs’ expense. Here you go.