[This was emailed to me from David Crockett, an Assistant Professor of Marketing at the University of South Carolina. Dr. Crockett is head of KnickerBlogger.Net's legal division, and can be reached at email@example.com]
Should the name “Kwame Brown,” or any other reference to the first overall selection of Washington Wizards basketball franchise during the 2001 NBA Draft, be uttered by the undersigned at any future time, and furthermore should such an utterance be preceded by any phrase tantamout to “maybe we should think about,”
be it hereby resolved that the undersigned will immediately forfeit his employment with the New York Knickerbockers organization along with any and all future compensation.
Furthermore, the New York Knickerbockers cannot be held liable for any subsequent misfortune or harm visited upon the undersigned by disgruntled patrons of the New York Knickerbockers.
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