Tooday tha Nicks made anudder grate trade that is tha neckst step in bringeing a champeenships to New York wich has not had a chanpeeyon sinse tha…I dunno it was a long tyme ago like when peepul lissened to disko and woar bellbottoms and stuff. I seen fotos of that. They had hare like Shump but round hahahahaha and the cloths and disko suckkkkkkkks.
But tooday they trayded Novack and Cambee who were scrubs for Andre Barnya…Barneeya…Barnnanarno…I cant speel it cause he is Italyan but he is grate. He was a first rownd draft pick and the first player taken in tha first rounde which means that yeer he was the best prospeckt in all of collidge basketball exksept he was Italyun so that meens he wuz better than all the colege players in the US. So that meens hes rilly good.
And they got him for skrubs! Novak used to be gud wen he cud diskownt duble chek but last year he didnt. I dunno why but probably becaus he is a skrub. And Cambee was awesum in tha ninetees but it aint the ninetys no more caws he cud barely play and didunt pley aganst indyana or bostun or anybudee in tha playoffs.
So we gave the dum canadiyans too skrubs for a player and did I tell yoo that Baryarknee is sevun feet tall! SEVAN FEET. Thats as tall as Chandlr and he can shoot three poynters! He will playe grate with Mellow at small forwurd where Mello shud have been playeing all a long not at powur forwerd like some smallballs thing that nevr works in the playofs where you need to go big or go hom just liek tha ad campayne sez. And they cudnt say that if it waznt troo becawse that wud be a vyeolashun of the law aganst lyeing on tha teevee. So now they can go big with Carmellow and Chandla and Bargninni. And that meens we have size!!!!
Also I forgot to tell you that this meens no more too poynt gard lineups. THAT IZ AWESUM. Everybody nows that yoo have a poynt gard and a shooteing gard and a smal forwerd and a pouwer forwerd an a centir. If you play too poynt guards thats so Raven. I meen dum! HAHAHAHHAHAHA did yoo get my joke? I sed thats so ravin like that teevee show. I forgit what it waz called. But it had Ravin somewhere in tha titul.
So yea. Where waz I. I forgot. I was so happi abowt this trade that I forgit why. I forgit a lot of stuff sometimez. Maibe its because I ate thos paynt chips a lot all the time wen I was a kidd. NOT JAYSON KIDD HAHAHAHAH. He coche the Nets now but whatever I thot he was a halloffamer but now hes just anudder skrub in brooklin. Screw brooklin thats not noo yark. Noo yark is noo yark everybuddy noes that.
So where was I oh yah I ate painte chips when I was a kid they were falling off the radiyator neer my bed and I thot they were kandy. I gess I didn’t listen to that song they played during comershuls when I was a kid. Yoo remember that. ITS THIS I FOUNDED IT>
So rite. We got barnarnarnani so we now what that means CHAMPEEENSHIPS $ THA KNIX.
They did give up sum picks and pix are nice for gettin yong players but yoo don’t need yong playrs when yoo are gonna win a champeenship and theyre in the future enayways and will be late in the first rownd so what who cares nobuddy good gets drafted in tha late ferst round except for like tonee parker and Rayjohn Rondow and and Dayvid Lee and Tie Lauson and some udder guys but I forget who cause I eat paynte chips wen I was a kidd. Did I ever tell you about that. It’s funny I ate them when I was a kid so now I ferget things. Ok that’s not that funny but who cares becawse champeenship FOR THE KNICKS.
PEE-ESS: SCREW YOO JIM CAYEVAN AND ALL THA HATERZ